Today, I had a blind date. When I arrived at our meeting place, I spotted my date, because he was the only one in the bar wearing a nametag. I walked up to him and asked, "Are you John?" He responded, "That depends. Are you Jen?" When I said yes he said, "Then no," and left. FML
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Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my sister had set up. When I arrived at the coffeeshop, I approached a man waiting by the counter, asking if his name was Tim (my date's name). He looked at me and said no and then left with a drink clearly labeled "Tim" in bold letters. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
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Today, I went on a blind date, meeting up in a park. I got there first and sat down to wait for him. After a while, a guy sat down next to me. I wasn't sure if it was him, so I texted him, asking if he'd arrived. His response was, "I'm already here, sat to the left of the old woman dressed like a gypsy." FML
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
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deviliciousv4 0
thats rude. he dosent have to be an asshole.
gwoodboy 0
That piece of stool Is a big old tool And is about as deep As a kiddie pool. He wasn't worth your time anyway.
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Comments (131)
swkisses5 0
lmmfao ok ok...beauty is in the eye of the beholder...mabe some other time sweetheart
Cjmw 7
Well obviously you and John weren't meant to be. He's probably a total ********, so don't let it get you down :)
Jester7 0
HA!
Riemurasia 0
You wouldn't want him as a boyfriend anyway, what an arrogant prick
zebrapattern 6
so he was wearing a name tag? isn't the point of those to inform you of the person's name without having to ask? no wonder he said no, you instantly came off as an idiot.
hateevryone 14
that guy is an ass. i think he did you a favor by walking away.
ashhxoxo 14
John and Jen doesnt sound right together anyways. He's just an egotistical douche.
JRokka850 6
Lol damn...he could have least still gave you the dick
missalice0306 19
That date probably would've sucked anyway.
Sarah__917 14
He's a asshole or you're very ugly :(