Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Saint Cloud, United States
Chlamydia central
Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cotton swab shoved up my cock's piss-pipe. FML
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DocBastard 40
If this was a swab testing for an STD, you deserve it because you should have used protection. If this was just for fun, you deserve it for being an idiot.
FMLshark 12
Like an incredible combination of orgasmic ecstasy and mind-blowing pleasure. That's why it's on FML, because it must have felt amazing and he wants everyone else to try it.
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Comments (129)
dspencermcfd 2
I know the pain. Kidney infection and UTI Test. Sucks so bad
uglycrow 5
So how many STD's do you find out about having?
cherryllollo 7
A cotton swab up the peehole... I'm ASSUMING it hurts less then having a nasty STD. Least it only hurts for a minute and not days or weeks.
Urpoppy 21
Excruciating pain!
ChuckMcNugget 1
WTF HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN REALLY
Hasmo 0
Dude...............need I say anything more?
xanllan95 2
One must wrap it before he taps it. I learned that lesson many years ago.
pittyfinny 4
That's the chlamydia test my friends.....read in I hope they serve beer in hell
OhMinty 5
That made me cringe o.O
AtomicRebirth 11
They're called condoms. You should have been using one.