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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Saint Cloud, United States

Chlamydia central

Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cotton swab shoved up my cock's piss-pipe. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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If this was a swab testing for an STD, you deserve it because you should have used protection. If this was just for fun, you deserve it for being an idiot.

Like an incredible combination of orgasmic ecstasy and mind-blowing pleasure. That's why it's on FML, because it must have felt amazing and he wants everyone else to try it.

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Quit putting your fap-stick in dirty holes!

Somebody contracted gonorrhea !!

Did you really feel the need to share that like come on a lot of guys have that done and you don't see them posting it on here

DopeHat_fml 7

Ouchy...

Oh my gosh, I just automatically imagined it in my mind. I didn't mean to and now the image will never go away...

oh wow... you got tested after sleeping around... I feel so bad for you... NOT

std test. I know that feel bro

lindseykaiser 4

Now you know how girls feel every month

That doesn't even touch what we have to deal with.

I don't even wanna know how it got there....

Do you have ANY idea what women go through? You're being a little bitch.