Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Saint Cloud, United States
Chlamydia central
Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cotton swab shoved up my cock's piss-pipe. FML
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DocBastard 40
If this was a swab testing for an STD, you deserve it because you should have used protection. If this was just for fun, you deserve it for being an idiot.
FMLshark 12
Like an incredible combination of orgasmic ecstasy and mind-blowing pleasure. That's why it's on FML, because it must have felt amazing and he wants everyone else to try it.
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Metallica36176 16
I'm so sorry Op. My aunt went crazy and thought her son was on drugs/having sex and everything (like 15 years old at the time) and put him through a bunch of tests including that one and he still hasn't forgiven her because he said it hurt (especially at that age). I'm so sorry :( I hope everythings ok.
Shchenya 7
I had this done to clean the area before getting a prince albert piercing. It's not that bad and the op is just being a wuss.
DazedSiren 5
Next time, keep ur legs closed, OR don't bang disgusting hoes
ShyAnn29 15
Assuming you're talking about an STD, it's not only 'disgusting hoes' who get them!
GlobalGenocide 8
You just made it mighty obvious you don't know a whole lot about the male anatomy... Male genitalia protrudes past our legs not in between them, could you imagine the chafe issues if it did hang in between lol. That saying is meant for women :)
catchbigtuna 0
Hooked up with a burner huh?
krbrts88 4
Just because you wrap it up don't mean you don't have to get tested #ijs
ShyAnn29 15
Why does it matter how he says it?
supportcommand 17
OP to doc: my dick burns when I pee. What's wrong? Doc: sorry son, your dick is dirty. Only option now... Amputation!!! Op: Wait, what?! Doc: just kidding, take these drugs and you'll be fine. Buy some rubbers too, no glove, no love.
benmec 18
Your **** has a piss pipe?
Zomg_Okay 27
Yours doesn't? How do you go?
Gubbon 17
Our education system is failing...
off_constantly 8
gonorrhea?
noisebox 1
I don't to know or experience that or up the poop shooter....
Fisheyedfool7 2
Um what?
Dracoboxer357 36
91- My best guess? "I don't want to know about or experience that, nor have anything rammed up my poop shoot." I think he was just voicing a general fear of having a bodily cavity entered. ;P
Gubbon 17
Well, prostate exams are going to be a thing.