Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Saint Cloud, United States
Chlamydia central
Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cotton swab shoved up my cock's piss-pipe. FML
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DocBastard 40
If this was a swab testing for an STD, you deserve it because you should have used protection. If this was just for fun, you deserve it for being an idiot.
FMLshark 12
Like an incredible combination of orgasmic ecstasy and mind-blowing pleasure. That's why it's on FML, because it must have felt amazing and he wants everyone else to try it.
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NothingsEasy 4
WHAT THE HELL?!?!?
bonsaiboy26 1
Your **** is your piss pipe!!!
ebfbruh 0
Well how did it feel, cotton eyed joe?
susanturk66 4
YDI that's what you get for sleeping with someone now in days.. I hope it's curable good luck
SavannahCheyenne 1
How in the hell......
Missy612 14
I love how this happens in my home state
schizo_teddybear 8
I remember my dad told me the doctor did that to him. He never said why, But we enjoyed a laugh since he told me on the grounds I told him they had to check my lady hole.
Isa_fml 20
It's a good thing you specified that it was your ****'s piss pipe, otherwise I might have thought it was one of those OTHER ones.
kkidd 4
You deserve it for sleeping with dirty ass ******!!
skyfire21 3
All I can say is "Ouch!" And remember to always wear a glove when ya want some love!