Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Saint Cloud, United States
Chlamydia central
Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cotton swab shoved up my cock's piss-pipe. FML
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DocBastard 40
If this was a swab testing for an STD, you deserve it because you should have used protection. If this was just for fun, you deserve it for being an idiot.
FMLshark 12
Like an incredible combination of orgasmic ecstasy and mind-blowing pleasure. That's why it's on FML, because it must have felt amazing and he wants everyone else to try it.
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Comments (129)
klx125cross 9
oHHHHH! SHIIT!! How doess that happen? OP
koreyketchum 1
Holy Shit... I just got a shooting pain in my dick when I read this. I feel for ya bro. Lol
emmanhall11 3
That poor chicken...
Sharkitaxrscary 12
Ooooo...Hopefully the outcome is STD free. If not, more cotton swabs to come.
jamesrod885 6
wow you do know what it took to get that test done?
ruthlessmofo 0
STD test?
captainburke 5
Ouch, the visit to the doctor that most men avoid :/ sorry op!
hammerfall26 6
Yeah man it sucks!
KiddNYC1O 22
Oh the torture!
etchsanity1 11
Yeah in my younger man ***** days that was an every other month for me ... Somehow I survived through dumb luck and didn't ever test positive but that's not really fml lol I mean you got laid and chose to take the risk ;) so ydi ... Still feel for ya bud