Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Saint Cloud, United States
Chlamydia central
Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cotton swab shoved up my cock's piss-pipe. FML
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DocBastard 40
If this was a swab testing for an STD, you deserve it because you should have used protection. If this was just for fun, you deserve it for being an idiot.
FMLshark 12
Like an incredible combination of orgasmic ecstasy and mind-blowing pleasure. That's why it's on FML, because it must have felt amazing and he wants everyone else to try it.
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how_to_implode 17
I don't imagine your body has any other piss-pipes. Or any other pipes in your ****.
dinkthink 9
You deserve it, don't sleep around and if you do use a condom. Ohhhh and that's a horrible way to talk.
guii_fml 24
That sucks, now they just have you pee in a cup instead of the cotton swab up your dick
slothstronaught 11
Ahh the good cotton eye joe... gotta love em'.
Yoyo2002 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
that's not as bad as being gay and deciding to have your penis slowly stretched for 2-4 years and then have another guy be able to basically f**k your d**k
Yoyo2002 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
that's not as bad as being gay and deciding to have your penis slowly stretched for 2-4 years and then have another guy be able to basically f**k your d**k
Wadlaen 24
I feel you, OP; I had a thin metal pipe shoved up there myself some years ago, at an urologist, because I had spent five weeks in a coma, with a catheter, and had to check that things were still working as they should, and it's by far the most uncomfortable/painful thing I've ever experienced being conscious!
Gubbon 17
isn't this a very normal procedure to check for many types of STDs?