Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Saint Cloud, United States
Chlamydia central
Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cotton swab shoved up my cock's piss-pipe. FML
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DocBastard 40
If this was a swab testing for an STD, you deserve it because you should have used protection. If this was just for fun, you deserve it for being an idiot.
FMLshark 12
Like an incredible combination of orgasmic ecstasy and mind-blowing pleasure. That's why it's on FML, because it must have felt amazing and he wants everyone else to try it.
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Comments (129)
tigerxenvy 5
Dear Gawd....
HunterAlpha1 8
feels great, doesn't it? at least now you know what you've been missing.
xpaulatanx 10
Kinda vulgar there, buddy. It's called a 'urethra'. The more you know ~~☆☆
elvisaaron 3
Don't play in dirty boxes and this would have never happened in the first place.
slapsface 10
Owch
qtips402 7
oh nose D: not a Qtip !!!
pawzluver 7
How exactly did this happen?.... Actually, maybe I don't want to know. But then again, I am very curious
destroyer69 0
Personally I would use, my blessed pee hole but I think piss pipe is a solid one
zakkcarter 7
Condolance highfive bro
drewcat21 0
They were most likely testing for chlamydia.(I work in a lab) So YDI that you got yourself in that situation.