Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Saint Cloud, United States
Chlamydia central
Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cotton swab shoved up my cock's piss-pipe. FML
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DocBastard 40
If this was a swab testing for an STD, you deserve it because you should have used protection. If this was just for fun, you deserve it for being an idiot.
FMLshark 12
Like an incredible combination of orgasmic ecstasy and mind-blowing pleasure. That's why it's on FML, because it must have felt amazing and he wants everyone else to try it.
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Comments (129)
MichellinMan 20
Piss pipe is what sounds wrong to you?
Abbeygale 8
I'm a girl and this still made me cringe. But I suppose it's worth it, since you're choosing between having a cotton swab up there or not knowing whether you have STD's etc etc... Makes you more of a man then someone who doesn't go and puts everyone else at risk.
Theblackrose8 5
Well, that's what happens when you have a concern of STD's and STI's!!!!!
TheyCallMeDamien 18
What the hell happened to you?
theBOSSx0117 4
Up? Shouldn't be down?
challan 19
when you're itchy or it burns to pissy... you should've wrapped your junk. when shes skanky, or your junk smells ranky... you should've wrapped your junk. Just wrap your junk man!!! nasty!
mwebbemt52 2
Don't be a fool, wrap your tool! Otherwise you'll end up with medical equipment snaking its way through your Johnson...
MyaaBayyBee 6
At least it wasn't a banana ....
Spankmymonkeylol 6
I call my penis Russell the love Muscle
jmcr 27
You don't seriously name your penis do you?
xpaulatanx 10
You're hilarious. :D *day made*
Gnargles 3
I know your pain, same thing happened to me. Some hot latina nurse wanted to give me an std test...