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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Saint Cloud, United States

Chlamydia central

Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cotton swab shoved up my cock's piss-pipe. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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If this was a swab testing for an STD, you deserve it because you should have used protection. If this was just for fun, you deserve it for being an idiot.

Like an incredible combination of orgasmic ecstasy and mind-blowing pleasure. That's why it's on FML, because it must have felt amazing and he wants everyone else to try it.

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Ha stds sucks

The type of pain, that no man EVER wants to feel

delicious69 5

What the ****.

Oh my god I felt that...

VD test. Been there. Done that.

Whoever said he deserved this is an asshole noone should have to experince that

Good ole' Cotton Eye Pete

What exactly do have against the word penis?

A moment of silence...