Cats and Animals: Chilling

Chilling

By craZycatLady - 20/04/2015 18:06 - United States - Mission

Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML

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By catlady - 25/08/2015 03:16 - United States - Clifton Park

Today, I awoke at two in the morning to my cat putting his most recent kill on my chest. When I jumped up screaming, the dead mouse went flying and now my husband and I can't find it. Better yet, now both my husband and my cat are giving me the silent treatment. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 09:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML

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Where'd you go?

By omgjessp - 19/07/2009 03:12 - United States

Today, my cat came through my window, holding a dead rat in her mouth and dropped it in my pile of clothes. I then asked my dad if he could get the dead rat out of my room. After looking for an hour, he couldn't find it. Guess the rat wasn't dead after all. FML

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By maggotsinmycarpet - 12/07/2010 20:56 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 05:13 - United States - Boise

Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML

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I miss the hungry years…

By Anonymous - 18/04/2017 12:00

Today, my cat let a mouse sit on his paws for several minutes, then just sat and watched as it scurried into a crack in the drywall. My cat is only 4. FML

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By shadokis - 12/09/2012 18:31 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice. Like any other cat would, she left it for me to find. I found it in the middle of the night, as my bare foot rolled its guts out of its ass. FML

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By animal lover... - 05/10/2013 22:34

Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML

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By Seriously_Scaredy_Cat - 27/11/2013 07:08 - United States

Today, I was taking some clean bedsheets down from the top of the wardrobe. As I pulled the top sheet down, a cat jumped onto my face, claws and all, before falling to the floor and running away. Thing is, I don't own a cat and I have no idea where in the house it has hidden now. FML

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By mike - 11/03/2011 18:34 - United States

Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML

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Markovski 18

Monday 20 April 2015 23:16

Typical cat.

quickit 24

Monday 20 April 2015 23:15

Your cat sounds like ruthless.

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Justin1459 16

Monday 20 April 2015 23:23

What if the cat and mouse are secretly plotting against you? They may be working together.

chikinscratch00 8

Monday 20 April 2015 23:23

lol. What a fk you move.

kayj905 15

Monday 20 April 2015 23:23

Your cat was probably thinking "Clean this..."

Kitty_Kat44 31

Monday 20 April 2015 23:23

My cat has caught mice and instead of killing them just treats them like toys. The mouse is probably hiding for it's life.

LastResort318 14

Monday 20 April 2015 23:38

Cats bring you mice because they think you are cats as well and that you can't hunt. It's sweet really.

elcee1987 18

Tuesday 21 April 2015 7:39

Yeah. That's a comfort.

mustangbravo 27

Monday 20 April 2015 23:47

******* cats.

Formula86 13

Tuesday 21 April 2015 0:08

Put a towel under the door so it cant escape, sleep on the couch, set mouse traps and wait.

candygirl2015 12

Tuesday 21 April 2015 0:11

The cat seems cute

dakatabg 31

Tuesday 21 April 2015 0:11

The cat and her revenge

Kurby14 21

Tuesday 21 April 2015 0:11

cats can be such assholes

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Chilling

Same thing different taste

Is gift

Where'd you go?

Thanks Raymond

I miss the hungry years…

Spooky

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