Cats and Animals: Chilling

Chilling

By craZycatLady - 20/04/2015 18:06 - United States - Mission

Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML

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By catlady - 25/08/2015 03:16 - United States - Clifton Park

Today, I awoke at two in the morning to my cat putting his most recent kill on my chest. When I jumped up screaming, the dead mouse went flying and now my husband and I can't find it. Better yet, now both my husband and my cat are giving me the silent treatment. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 09:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML

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Where'd you go?

By omgjessp - 19/07/2009 03:12 - United States

Today, my cat came through my window, holding a dead rat in her mouth and dropped it in my pile of clothes. I then asked my dad if he could get the dead rat out of my room. After looking for an hour, he couldn't find it. Guess the rat wasn't dead after all. FML

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By maggotsinmycarpet - 12/07/2010 20:56 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML

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Thanks Raymond

By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 05:13 - United States - Boise

Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML

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I miss the hungry years…

By Anonymous - 18/04/2017 12:00

Today, my cat let a mouse sit on his paws for several minutes, then just sat and watched as it scurried into a crack in the drywall. My cat is only 4. FML

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By shadokis - 12/09/2012 18:31 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice. Like any other cat would, she left it for me to find. I found it in the middle of the night, as my bare foot rolled its guts out of its ass. FML

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By animal lover... - 05/10/2013 22:34

Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML

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By Seriously_Scaredy_Cat - 27/11/2013 07:08 - United States

Today, I was taking some clean bedsheets down from the top of the wardrobe. As I pulled the top sheet down, a cat jumped onto my face, claws and all, before falling to the floor and running away. Thing is, I don't own a cat and I have no idea where in the house it has hidden now. FML

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Spooky

By mike - 11/03/2011 18:34 - United States

Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML

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Markovski 18

Monday 20 April 2015 23:16

Typical cat.

quickit 24

Monday 20 April 2015 23:15

Your cat sounds like ruthless.

Comments

amileah13 26

Tuesday 21 April 2015 7:24

Well you can tell who will not be sleeping tonight.

kavyashahs 16

Tuesday 21 April 2015 8:05

Is your cat getting mood swings?

hoosiergirl94 31

Tuesday 21 April 2015 8:17

It's like they know

Exaspera 54

Tuesday 21 April 2015 8:18

It was a Present!

Gromann 9

Tuesday 21 April 2015 8:30

Cat think's you're retarded (you can't hunt) and is trying to feed you.

jmigs17 19

Tuesday 21 April 2015 8:35

"Look mom, I caught it with no hands!" Crap, I forgot I need my mouth to hold it. Ah well.

Vestin 18

Tuesday 21 April 2015 9:01

"Today, I brought my human a mouse to play with. I dropped it down and watched how she would react. It's been 4 hours now and she can't even find it, let alone catch it. I'll probably spend the rest of my life with this moron. FML"

SpookyLady 4

Tuesday 21 April 2015 12:35

your cat is sabotaging you

SyLord 13

Tuesday 21 April 2015 16:19

You know, your cat was just bringing you a gift to show how much it loves you. Mine does this all the time, but luckaly he kills most of them he catches. If not, the dogs will. Its funny watching them fight over their new chew toy!

luststarrr 22

Friday 24 April 2015 20:52

Wrong. As in OP's case, your cat thinks you're a shit hunter & need to learn to catch things like kittens do - by practicing on prey that has been captured by their mother, then released close by to hunt & eat. Your lack of success despite his constant lessons & your carelessness in letting the dogs catch your prey probably leave your cat wondering why he bothers, & not too impressed by the dogs for interrupting your lessons too. Also, when describing your cat or dog killing the prey animal, the obvious glee you demonstrate with regard to the violence involved is concerning, to say the least. May I recommend consulting a psychiatrist? Or at least trying to become less of a sadistic prick.