Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
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Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
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marlie_x 8
well you should know it doesn't count unless it's Facebook official lol
fatalkiss 0
Well, cheer up, this shows how much he obviously relies on you, & how hard it'll be for him to be on his own.
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Comments (118)
thecorygold 0
ive done that before except the other way around. I didnt know how to say I was in a relationship :P
SteelCladAngel 0
is this an fml because it took so long to figure out how stupid he is? or an fml because you dated him for so long knowing how stupid he is?
eric22446690 0
he hates u nowww! YDI for breaking up with him
Navith 13
It says he broke up with her. Learn to read, idiot.
Niedermayer_20 12
certainly is an idiot
hilariexcore 0
Well, they changed everything and made it difficult. My boyfriend of 2.5 years broke up with me last night & changed his status.. I almost had to ask him how he did it.
paradiseisland01 0
tell him to ask his new girlfriend how to change his facebook status .
lmaoatall 6
atleast he didn't call asking for break up sex. that's a good thing, right?
not_funny_at_all 3
...and that's when you should be happy that you two broke up...
RaVeN53 7
I saw this FML last week!
FleshForFantasy 3
I hope you didn't give him the answers. There is a help option on FB. Let him figure it out on his own.