Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
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marlie_x 8
well you should know it doesn't count unless it's Facebook official lol
fatalkiss 0
Well, cheer up, this shows how much he obviously relies on you, & how hard it'll be for him to be on his own.
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Comments (118)
hockeyrocks39 0
Tell him you can't, their isn't a status change for a$$hole!
hockeyrocks39 0
"there" not "their"
fatalkiss 0
I'm aware you were just fixing a mistake you made, but I'd rather pretend that you went grammar nazi on yourself, hehe.
ThatFatGuyBehind 3
Never seen someone grammar nazi on themself that's a new low lol JK
Livinia 11
What a noob. That was stupid of him to ask you, of everyone.
jennifer93 0
he couldn't have asked someone else?! whatta jerk!
MikeMiller 0
definitely did it purposely. it's not like 100% of his own friends don't know. jerkk. hope she told him to eff off!:)
ItzJarrin 0
That sounds like one of those intentional "Haha, sucks to be you" 's. If it's not, it's a good thing it ended, dating some one that stupid can't be healthy.
instnt1nfction 17
but if you eat your vegetables you will be healthy
BugsBunny1 4
An apple a day keeps the ex away!
laurbear12 3
you look like Bieber
XxEmoSnowboarder 8
yah i agree 90 lol its more like bieber mixed with tht annoying fred kid on youtube lol
smartalek 2
insult to injury, huh? sorry OP. ): He seems like a jerk anyway. be glad you're rid of him.
cwmbear 0
You're best away from his gene pool.
alaskasfml 0
not very smart is he. you're better off without him.
ilovecupcakes98 0
He asked you thaat? Uh the same way you changed it in the first place you dumbass.
aardvarkish 17
Finally! A veritable definition of "douche". I've always wondered what that meant.