Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
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Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
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marlie_x 8
well you should know it doesn't count unless it's Facebook official lol
fatalkiss 0
Well, cheer up, this shows how much he obviously relies on you, & how hard it'll be for him to be on his own.
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Comments (118)
underguarded 20
find someone smarter. he obviously is more stupid then normal
rhpsfan9 10
Either he's really stupid or just an asshole.
jazziness 12
or both
Nickkohlas 0
Hi
outsidehitter7 9
please don't tell me u explained how to do it...
homydclown 1
Wow that's hilarious. Haha what a dick.
Riddles66 0
Tell him to find out himself
juturnaamo 29
"It's hard to explain. Give me your password and I'll do it for you."
RedPillSucks 33
exactly. That or tell him the instructions are tattooed on her ass, in braille. The only way to read it is to have his hands handcuffed behind is back and read it with his lips.
xoCOURTNIEox 0
what a douche..why would you date a someone so stupid?
schoujar 0
sounds like a complete loser.
HahaYDI 0
Tell him that there is a great tutorial on how to do that at lemonparty.org. (if for some reason you haven't heard of it I don't suggest going there.)
LittlexSparrow 0
Oh Wow lol