Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML
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Today, while waiting to do a presentation in class, I felt someone flick my back, but when I turned around no one was there. It wasn't until I got up in front of the whole class that I felt my bra slowly sliding down my body. Turns out that the "flick" I felt was actually my bra clasp busting open. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML
Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided to video tape it. I went through my presentation with ease and was confident I did a good job. My confidence was then lowered after watching the tape. Apparently, my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML
Today, I was doing a big presentation at work and got nervous. My white shirt showed massive sweat stains in the most unfortunate places, including my lower stomach, making it look like I had peed myself standing up. FML
Today, I performed for the first time at someone's wedding. When the music started, I heard a click. Slowly, I felt my strapless bra drop lower and lower due to my non-existent breasts. The hook on my bra had broken at that very moment on stage. FML
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maskedman 9
Great? You just gave the greatest presentation your company has ever seen.
AquaSky 1
This one just doesn't sound plausible. But if it's legit, YDI for wearing a flimsy blouse in a professional environment.
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Comments (208)
ZeroMan42 0
YDI for 5 reasons: 1) Waking up late 2) Not wearing a bra 3) Adjusting your shoe during a meeting 4) Wearing an ill-fitting blouse 5) Wearing it to work for a presentation
erjaguam 0
you woke up late. you should know better. ydi.
purplehaze980 0
so many things in this fml sound fake , I mean u were late so u forgot ur bra , bend down to adjust a SHOE STRAP during a professional presentation . if all this really happened then fyl
alexFYL 11
IF this is real, this person is clearly very, very incompetent.
simmer88 0
Do you mean blouse...or singlet top?
IAMLALA 0
How do you guys know this wasnt at school?
aardvarkish 16
so what if it was?
x_AbyssGazing_x 0
It would explain her less than professional attire maybe?
wolfeyes00 10
most schools tho dont allow tank tops, which im guessing this was... like, a spaghetti strap of some sort.
aardvarkish 16
All in favor of whatever she's talking about say "Aye" Any opposed? Motion passed.
IAMLALA 0
for some reason i cant reply back to your reply...but everyone saying she deserves it for wearing wearing such a top at work, or her whole company knows her now etc.
aardvarkish 16
Aye. Good call.
CountDuk 5
LOOOOOOOOL!!! Hahaha wish I was there! ;)
gregsdaman 0
be careful what u wish for...she might be sgt. saggy ****
softballer22 0
you CONVIENTLY forgot to where a bra, your shirt CONVIENTLY broke, and your boss CONVIENTLY added $2 to your hourly pay. xD
IAMLALA 0
win :D
BeautyMonster 17
Conveintly exchanged numbers with a few people, too. ;]
ChocolateTazer 0
Conveniently spelled convenientley wrong. XD. But no, seriously OP, FYL.
itsgen 16
haha exactly what i was thinking
alex_vik 0
How do you forget to put on underwear?
DeltaBalls 2
#37 lmao hahaha wtf xDD and as for the quarters thing.. LOL maybe she wasn't so attractive that they threw quarters at her? ... just sayin >.> and well idn if she has a pic cuz like yeah i'm usin the shitty app on the android market lol but yea pix or it didn't happen :)
lil_ham1644 29
Quarters 102? I'm so confused by your comment
jbadvocacy 2
The adage "Fools rush in" comes to mind at a time like this.
purplemnm 9
that movie sucked! Matthew Perry was horrible!
ImaginaryFoe 0
Whoa now. Let's not lay all the blame on the bing.
purplemnm 9
he's a great actor, but not in "fools rush in"