Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML
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Today, while waiting to do a presentation in class, I felt someone flick my back, but when I turned around no one was there. It wasn't until I got up in front of the whole class that I felt my bra slowly sliding down my body. Turns out that the "flick" I felt was actually my bra clasp busting open. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML
Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided to video tape it. I went through my presentation with ease and was confident I did a good job. My confidence was then lowered after watching the tape. Apparently, my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML
Today, I was doing a big presentation at work and got nervous. My white shirt showed massive sweat stains in the most unfortunate places, including my lower stomach, making it look like I had peed myself standing up. FML
Today, I performed for the first time at someone's wedding. When the music started, I heard a click. Slowly, I felt my strapless bra drop lower and lower due to my non-existent breasts. The hook on my bra had broken at that very moment on stage. FML
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maskedman 9
Great? You just gave the greatest presentation your company has ever seen.
AquaSky 1
This one just doesn't sound plausible. But if it's legit, YDI for wearing a flimsy blouse in a professional environment.
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Comments (208)
hnz 13
how can u forget THE bra? frm ur car to ur office/school sure u would have feel and found out something weird down there..
filippino95 0
lol. you woulda got a A bayybii
ash92_fml 0
How can you possibly forget a bra? Seriously!! I don't know how it's possible! And even if you did forget it, surely you'd notice that your boobs were flopping around?! The only way this could actually happen is if your boobs are like, an A cup. Haaha.
LilaBear 1
what the hell?... while I agree it's pretty much impossible to forget a bra, her boobs wouldn't be "flopping around" unless she was like a C or D cup... HOWEVER even if she was smaller she'd still be stupid not to notice, it still FEELS different. So even if she was an A cup there's still no way she wouldn't notice.
alexFYL 11
I've been an A cup to a C cup and all three cup sizes your breasts most definitely flop around, they just reach a little bit less when you are a smaller cup size. Being an A is great though, going bra-less feels amazing, you're less sweaty and feel less confined and shirts fit a million times better. Bras are the most uncomfortable things ever... but the girls hurt when you don't wear one. damned if you do damned if you don't.
jonny2x4 0
Is she trying to be the new GoDaddy girl or something?
perdix 29
Most presentations are boring -- yours was titillating!
katmandont 0
@67 FTW LOL!!!
okieraider71 4
The presentation was "septic tanks-a trailer homes' best friend" and she was braless because her kept breastfeeding her twins during the speech. She got a free round of machines at the laundrymat for the titty show.
LilaBear 1
Fake. Either this didn't happen or you're lying about the specifics. You can't "forget" to put a bra on, and even if you did, you'd notice before leaving the house - unless you regularly go out without a bra on. And how small was that shirt if the straps snapped merely from bending over?? This has "YDI" plastered all over it.
Evelien87 0
YDI, ****!
ohSNAPyall 26
YDI. Even if you're small, you're unprofessional. If you were in the habit of wearing bras to work, this probably wouldn't have happened, even though you overslept.
johnnyexpl0sion 0
gah why cant shit like this happen in any of my classes?