Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML
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Today, while waiting to do a presentation in class, I felt someone flick my back, but when I turned around no one was there. It wasn't until I got up in front of the whole class that I felt my bra slowly sliding down my body. Turns out that the "flick" I felt was actually my bra clasp busting open. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML
Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided to video tape it. I went through my presentation with ease and was confident I did a good job. My confidence was then lowered after watching the tape. Apparently, my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML
Today, I was doing a big presentation at work and got nervous. My white shirt showed massive sweat stains in the most unfortunate places, including my lower stomach, making it look like I had peed myself standing up. FML
Today, I performed for the first time at someone's wedding. When the music started, I heard a click. Slowly, I felt my strapless bra drop lower and lower due to my non-existent breasts. The hook on my bra had broken at that very moment on stage. FML
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maskedman 9
Great? You just gave the greatest presentation your company has ever seen.
AquaSky 1
This one just doesn't sound plausible. But if it's legit, YDI for wearing a flimsy blouse in a professional environment.
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Comments (208)
Ruminati 0
Why the hell are you bending over to tie your shoelace in the middle of a presentation anyway?
Kendallxoxo 0
this is highly unlikely haha:)
alewiina 0
No offense but how the crap do you "forget" to wear a bra? When you get dressed... it's usually - Panties? check. Bra? check. THEN put on your clothes. only way you could forget is if you're really tiny I guess. but since they fell out, I'm assuming that's not the case. ydi =
GermanySucks 0
So I hear you got promoted right afterwards....CONGRATS!! D= I'm pretty sure you put this under the wrong website....this sounds like it's supposed to be a MLIA!
FHGrif 0
On the bright side everyone was paying attention to you instead of zoning out
smartman136 8
iz u hot? iz u?!!
airborn54 0
keep doing that and you'll get a raise!
ScaryyMary 14
All the men watching sure as hell did!
lolwtfwasthat 0
everythings bigger in Texas!
juscreablu 0
YDI how on earth can you forget to wear a bra?!?
poooook 0
how do you forget to wear a bra..?