Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML
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Today, while waiting to do a presentation in class, I felt someone flick my back, but when I turned around no one was there. It wasn't until I got up in front of the whole class that I felt my bra slowly sliding down my body. Turns out that the "flick" I felt was actually my bra clasp busting open. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML
Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided to video tape it. I went through my presentation with ease and was confident I did a good job. My confidence was then lowered after watching the tape. Apparently, my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML
Today, I was doing a big presentation at work and got nervous. My white shirt showed massive sweat stains in the most unfortunate places, including my lower stomach, making it look like I had peed myself standing up. FML
Today, I performed for the first time at someone's wedding. When the music started, I heard a click. Slowly, I felt my strapless bra drop lower and lower due to my non-existent breasts. The hook on my bra had broken at that very moment on stage. FML
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maskedman 9
Great? You just gave the greatest presentation your company has ever seen.
AquaSky 1
This one just doesn't sound plausible. But if it's legit, YDI for wearing a flimsy blouse in a professional environment.
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Comments (208)
Fminetoo 0
Kinda makes you remince when you stripped to pay your way through college doesn't it?
CallMeHush 0
Ahaha haha, the strippers tell me that all the time. Then I say "Quick! What is 20 x 20?" Talk about a deer in the headlights look. Those are the ones you can take home.
presssomebuttons 0
How do you 'forget' to wear a bra? Either you are stupid or you have really small **** and don't need one.
QTp13 10
OP, YDI!!!! How can you forget your bra??? (unless you have really small boobs :/) If I don't have a bra on, I feel it immediately - esp. when I walk, so that being said, I assume you were walking really fast, because you woke up late, etc. - you definitely would have felt it. AND your wore an ill-fitting blouse. Seems fake to me.
blankettt 0
I'm wondering how you forgot to wear a bra, as well. Unless wearing one is a new thing for you, it should be like second nature to put one on in the process of getting ready.
QTp13 10
Agreed ^^^^^ what kind of girl forgets her bra??
78euge781995 0
the ****
CallMeHush 0
Personally I think bras should be banned, set those puppies free!
purplemnm 9
haha then you get the older ladies who's **** dangle a bit out of the bottom of their muumuu
Peroxide 3
I strongly feel all presentations should end in a free titty show. Well, that was until Tim from IT decided to swing his moobs around the room...*shudders*
Tempuser117 2
Aww why you gotta be hatin' on the IT dept? We are awesome in our own minds!
Giorgio272 2
reading this fml has awakened a might tiger beneath my fly. good show. now for singing "pascal trailor park stars so bright to hid the dark all is quiet in the yard"
perdix 29
If the A/C was turned up real high, perhaps you showed them your PowerPoints? The same thing happened at my company, but sadly it is an all-male staff. Having a co-worker who wears blouses with thin straps was awkward enough, but having to stare at his manboobs was traumatic. He should have never forgotten his Bro/Man-siere.
IfuckedMYlifebad 0
finally... an interesting woman
panic222354 0
boing! lmao fyl
shananigans 0
There is so much YDI in this FML, I'm not even sure where to begin...