Today, I took a picture of my boobs and sent it to my boyfriend, only to realize after I hit "Send" that I had sent them to the taxi driver (my last phone call) who had just dropped me off at my house. He won't stop calling my phone now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead. She sent me one back. FML
Today, I was feeling saucy so I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. He then set it as his laptop's desktop screen, took a picture, then sent to me saying, "Hmm, should probably change this before Monday", only he didn't send it me, he sent to his family group chat with his mum and sisters and didn't realise. Everyone saw. FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me from a payphone because he lost his phone at the airport. When I texted his phone to get a response from someone who stole it [because it was still on whenever I called], I received a message back saying, "Love the pics. Send more ;]" FML
Today, my boyfriend was inside a cell phone store talking to a sales guy while I waited outside. I sent him a text, not realizing that the guy was using his phone to call customer service. A topless photo of me shows up on his phone when I text him. The sales guy looked. Twice. FML
Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I meant to send a nice picture of the flowers my boyfriend got me set up in a vase on my nightstand. Turns out I sent it to his mom. My vibrator was in the shot. I'm mortified. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML
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drunkssssssssss 0
nice maybe he will you free rides now
accnrh 0
send a picture of ur bfs d!ck to him, that'll straighten him out
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Comments (168)
cooldude2 0
he thinks u like him
rickusa 1
Nice can u send it to me ?
ace12294 0
why would you even get ur taxi drivers number?
loski87 4
should have paid more attention
norcal530 0
Well can I get that picture I need to see if your telling the truth for this fml
elizanena9 0
"...like ludacris are you over there sexting? Ha! Ha! lol! omg! kit!..." Damnit! Now it's stuck in my head!
sublime2craig 0
hey look at it this way, now you have a methed out taxi driver who is probaly going to wear your skin to his birthday. it's hard to find new friends!
Moesome 0
HAHA that's what you get for swxting *****(:
perdix 31
Good news: You now can have all the free rides you want. Bad news: They are only of the mustache kind. (Unless he's good at it, and in that case, it's better news!)
88sforlife 0
Bwhaha