Runt of the Litter

By junkjunkie - 11/06/2018 11:30 - New Zealand - Tauranga

Today, in front of my 6 brothers, my mother told me I had the smallest penis at birth. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 258
You deserved it 321

Top comments

Donut_Wizard 23

6 brothers, and you’re the only sister.

How, exactly, did this come up in conversation?

Comments

It's not the size of the boat that matters, but the motion of the ocean!

_Hakuna_Matata_ 12

Yeah but it takes a long time to get to England in a row boat.

PenguinPal3017 19

It's kind of perverted for her to be thinking about that.

How, exactly, did this come up in conversation?

tounces7 27

Honestly I'm wondering how she even knows, I mean, that's not exactly something the hospital measures of newborn boys....

You’re obviously not a parent. A parent gets to know their kids’ genitalia far more than they’d like to from all of the diaper changes.

Dustin Allen-Duwayne Lakey 16

My son is almost two. With diaper changes every few hours I see his dick more then I see my own.

PenguinPal3017 19

I didn't think about it that way... my friend has a daughter. I help her out, babysit, change the lil girl, etc. I've seen her lady bits more than I've seen anyone else's.

boopingsnoot 24

They actually do measure; there’s even a minimum penis length, and anything shorter is trimmed down and baby is declared a girl.

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

boppingsnoot I somehow don't believe that. Did you make that up?

This is the internet... You realize some people on here will believe you?

boopingsnoot 24

They actually do measure; there’s even a minimum penis length, and anything shorter is trimmed down and baby is declared a girl.

So, if the penis is too small, then they just do a bunch of transgender stuff and then take it back to the parents and say, "It's a girl"???

tounces7 27

Actually I'm a parent of 5, 2 are boys. However, she said "At birth". So, she'd have had to remember the sizes of 7 boys over probably at least a dozen years of time. Like I've changed tons and tons of diapers and I've still never committed sizes to memory....

Justin Andrews 5

I mean... that's you though. maybe this mom has a greater memory for things that don't matter to her. never know, brains are strange

Donut_Wizard 23

6 brothers, and you’re the only sister.

Get rich and then it won’t matter how tiny it is.

Things might have changed since then. You are due for another family measuring of the member.