Caught in 4K

By BrutallyBlonde - 31/12/2009 00:03 - United States

Today, I went to egg my ex-boyfriend's house, after finding out he cheated on me. I covered his house and car with eggs, toilet paper, and silly string. When I went to get back in my car, my keys were locked inside, the alarm went off, and my ex walked outside, with his new girlfriend. FML
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SweetestSin 4

Karma just slapped you in the face - isn't egging a little childish?

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cooluc 0

YDI. For one, your an immature little bitch who thinks 'getting back' at someone is usually a good idea. Secondly, even when you try to get back at him, you do it like a 10 year old.

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Headcrab 29

Your behaviour explains all. You're a childish bitch. egging his house... how old are you? 10?

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Anonymous874598 0

You should have cut off his dick with a meat carver. That would have made a swell point.

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No_Heart 0

And then go to prison and completly **** her life up..............swell plan there buddy.

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coolcat33 0

egging is so childish..what you do is put a ham in his mailbox.that'll teach him..

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DizzyVulps 0

I agree! Ham in the mailbox is the way of the future!

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Dydy_fml 0

................o.o how can someone be so stupid ?

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ferdte 0

like that would do anything besides him remember how stupid u are and thank god that he doesn't have a crazy gf anymore ;)

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tehbassmasta 0

if he didnt wash those eggs off of his car asap your also paying for a new paintjob for his car.

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xCrackerx 3

This is no Carrie Underwood song. Karma is a bitch to immature people like you.

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Simply_J 0

This is the definition of YDI!

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BaBiiSpAnKy821 0

wtf? dude egging is not cool... anithing with a penis is a doosh.. they cant help it... :/

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IambecomeRAWR 0

Gandhi, Nelson Mandela and Martin Luther King Jr. all apologise to you wholeheartedly for being 'dooshes'. They hope you can forgive them.

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dvd175 5

Albert Einstein as welll

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AndelleRae 9

And Hitler!! ... Wait, I think I'm missing the point of this.

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IambecomeRAWR 0

Albert Einstein was a genius, but he wasn't a great role model for relationships, to be honest. He divorced his wife, leaving two children, and married his cousin IIRC :p.

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TheZarola 10

Einstein also cheated on both of his wives multiple times. Even though he did great things, Einstein was, indeed, a "doosh". Gandhi, Nelson Mandela and Martin Luther King Jr.? Nope.

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CallMeHush 0

Next time be a little more mature, wait for dark and take a crap down his windshield.

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