Awkward, My ex, Vandalism and Love: Caught in 4K

Caught in 4K

By BrutallyBlonde - 31/12/2009 00:03 - United States

Today, I went to egg my ex-boyfriend's house, after finding out he cheated on me. I covered his house and car with eggs, toilet paper, and silly string. When I went to get back in my car, my keys were locked inside, the alarm went off, and my ex walked outside, with his new girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 56 767

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2017 13:00 - United States - Binghamton

Today, I egged my cheating ex’s car. Actually, I should clarify; I egged my cheating ex’s sister’s car, thinking it was his. She gave me a black eye and knocked out two of my teeth while my ex laughed his ass off. FML

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You deserved it 8 851

Wrong place, wrong time

By lug_nut - 06/01/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML

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You deserved it 3 331

By gkline09 - 06/08/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read "stop banging my boyfriend". I haven't had anyone in over a year. FML

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You deserved it 3 083

By FuckYou - 02/07/2012 06:07 - United States - Santa Maria

Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML

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You deserved it 54 041

By Anonymous - 05/08/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML

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You deserved it 4 551

By bit - 30/07/2009 10:01 - United States

Today, me and my girls went to get revenge on a girl who slept with my boyfriend by egging her house. Her house was too far away so we decided to get her truck. We wasted a carton of eggs on her driveway because we all have terrible aim and look incredibly stupid for missing so bad. FML

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You deserved it 64 431

Never cross the streams

By caughttt - 10/02/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML

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You deserved it 43 635

How dare you?

By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 20:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to find my garage broken into and my car covered in paint and the words "Fuck you." Why? I broke up with my ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and my mom. Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her. FML

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You deserved it 2 595

By Mel Hahn - 17/09/2017 16:00

Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML

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You deserved it 278

By k.love - 22/06/2010 12:59 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML

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SweetestSin 4

Thursday 31 December 2009 9:08

Karma just slapped you in the face - isn't egging a little childish?

cooluc 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 9:12

YDI. For one, your an immature little bitch who thinks 'getting back' at someone is usually a good idea. Secondly, even when you try to get back at him, you do it like a 10 year old.

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iamafrican 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 18:40

Hahahaha wow. That is pathetic. Grow up. :P

bubber 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 18:49

What is it with women always trying to get revenge by destroying, damaging, or otherwise ******* with the males property. Everytime a woman cheats on me I never screw with their stuff. I just want them out of my life as fast as possible. If they try to blame it on me or some other childish act, I may lash out by sleeping with her friend, but I always feel bad about it.

jweezy101 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 18:52

Wow you are either psycho or extremely immature. Get some help or grow up. Women who freak out about boys really need to calm down and shut up. Women need to be more like men and bottle up their emotion more.

ImARockstarr 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 19:01

I'm a little surprised at how calm people would apparently be after finding out they've been cheated on. Not to say I would egg my boyfriend's house, but seriously? There's no sympathy? I mean, the OP took it a bit far, yeah, but I CAN see where they're coming from. I'd be pissed, too.

idkweird 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 19:10

Agreed! Her ex deserves whatever he gets. Im sorry, but I wouldn't be calm if I found out someone cheated on me. I'd be extremely upset. She may not have dealt with it "maturely," but really, Im sure maturity was the LAST thing on her mind at that point!

iranoutofnames 6

Thursday 31 December 2009 19:03

ydi for bein a bitch.

idkweird 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 19:08

When my mom and dad broke it off, and she found out he had booked a trip to Mexico with his hairdresser as "Mr. and Mrs." she gave him a nice fat lip. You know what? He deserved it. Though I do not condone violence, I think he got what he deserved in that situation. To this day, he STILL lies and says he never cheated on her. He has 3 failed marriages and my mother remarried the most amazing man, ever. I think it's pretty obvious who the winner was there! I can understand the anger the OP had because NO ONE deserves to be cheated on. Did she deal with it badly? Yeah. BUT, he ex is still an asshole who deserves anything that happens to him. Cheaters are cowards.