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Today, my baby will only stop crying if my evil-smelling, bad-tempered, violent, half-feral, half-psychotic cat climbs into her cot to sleep next to her all night, yet when I try to do anything like feed her or change her nappy, she cries like she’s being tortured, I just don’t understand. FML
1. Your cat needs a groomer.
2. Warm and furry is a good sensation when you're a baby and everything is new. Maybe get a fuzzy blanket and put it in the dryer to wrap them in when you handle them? Touch can often be important to newborns.
Why don't you clean up your cat because your baby has formed a bond with it.
Maybe you're baby is evil, foul-smelling, violent, half-feral and half-psychotic? That's the most logical explanation.