Cats rule the world

By Food Dispenser - 17/11/2022 06:00

Today, for some reason, I suddenly started having convulsions all over my body. It lasted until my cat showed up and purred his heart out on my chest until it stopped. He then immediately demanded that I feed him. Apparently, according to my cat, my only reason for existing is to feed him. FML
I agree, your life sucks 857
You deserved it 225

Same thing different taste

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Cats are the kind of animals who would save a person’s life and then demand payment for doing so, so this line of behavior is entirely in line with how one would expect a cat to behave.

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Well yeah, cats have a limited perception of humanity.

Cats are the kind of animals who would save a person’s life and then demand payment for doing so, so this line of behavior is entirely in line with how one would expect a cat to behave.

Even human doctors and emergency workers expect to get paid. Your cat helped you somehow - Is that not worth being fed for?

Michael Sawyer 11

well to be fair to your cat. for/to HIM your entire existence IS to feed him.

Cat purring is at a frequency that helps their bodies heal, and they do it during stress or pain to alleviate it. He was trying to help you, and probably then got hungry. He does actually love you, cats are just kinda dumb.