Catchy title

By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 00:51 - United States - Buffalo

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Today, my boyfriend let me be the first one to read the novel he dropped out of college to write. Turns out it's titled "A Brief History of Ass" and is an incoherent ramble about every time we've had anal sex. FML
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perdix 29

"What an asshole!" I'm not talking about the author, it's the opening line of the book. Soon to become as famous as "Call me Ishmael."

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perdix 29

I just realized I said "opening" line! Haha, I just crack myself up! Wait, I said "crack"... I can't stop! Lol, hashtag-YOLO!

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DREAMCATCHERoooo 4

wow thats pretty sad. I hope he is your ex now, unless you wish to continue with this looser of a college drop out.

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ballerboy20 8

A better title would have been A Nice Ass Literature...

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pwnman 33

Op, people need to be ASSertive so he can get a good job. Kick his ASS if he doesn't.

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photogfrog 13

I had a dream last night that the OP attached a pdf file of the novel. It was about five pages long, and ridiculous. OP, I feel for you!!

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