Catchy title

By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 00:51 - United States - Buffalo

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend let me be the first one to read the novel he dropped out of college to write. Turns out it's titled "A Brief History of Ass" and is an incoherent ramble about every time we've had anal sex. FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 875
You deserved it 8 988

Same thing different taste

Comments

cortezwiley 1

You need to dump him he's dead wait and worthless

You could always get likeness royalties for your rear.

Tfresh79 9

That'll hit him in the rear when he wants to go back to college.

Was his college dissertation an in-depth analysis of "2 girls 1 cup"?

There are enough freaks in the world that it might get him rich though

Sounds like a "tale" of pain and beauty XD

And he's not your ex-boyfriend because...?

If he's so focused on hitting the Third Input, perhaps there's a problem with your vag.