Catchy title

By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 00:51 - United States - Buffalo

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Today, my boyfriend let me be the first one to read the novel he dropped out of college to write. Turns out it's titled "A Brief History of Ass" and is an incoherent ramble about every time we've had anal sex. FML
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JMichael 25

Must have been a lot if he can write a whole book on it.

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bman54950 15

Leave him. Tonight. He is failure incarnate.

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myeviltwin 20

Eh, give him a chance. I mean if 50 shades of grey and the left behind series can become best sellers anything can.

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DanielleinDC 33

Well, you can always play editor and red-pencil the hell out of his "incoherent ramble" of a manuscript.

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myeviltwin 20

And still a better love story than Twilight

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RedPillSucks 31

So, were you the Super Massive Black Hole?

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ZombieSazza 34

Unless it's amazingly written then it would be a great erotic novel, but as you've said it's basically shit, your boyfriend is a ******* idiot. Maybe he should just write porno scripts.

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JoseIsAdork 31

opening line of the book should say "are you an astronaut because your ass is out of this world?"

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