Today, my boyfriend of three years told me he was thinking about us taking a break. After an hour of crying and him saying it would be okay, I accepted it. When I asked when the break would start, he replied, "What are you talking about? I only said I'd thought about it" and then laughed. FML
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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
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racerapj 10
Maybe you should hop to that break
jellyghost 12
Its not very cool or nice of him to let you cry for an hour over this. he sounds like he just wanted to show how in control he is of the relationship. Not acceptable. Maybe you should think about starting the break.
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Comments (118)
lolzisaid 4
your a little emotinal
ksks1234 33
*you're
katiebugs22 4
*emotional
outoftown 26
48's asshole comment doesn't get any better with the spelling corrected.
hienzburgess 9
why would you cry??? You should've just said okay and let him know that you're not going to sit around and wait for him and left it at that. damn OP, I guess we know who the dog of the relationship is coz you're on a tight leash.
perdix 29
Instead of crying, you should have shot back, "Oh, does that mean I'd get to sleep with other guys?" That would shut that "break" shit right down and put you back in the driver's seat.
hellobobismyname 24
It takes being a dick to do that to anyone. No balls required.
culito_fml 10
Stupid
GodlessGoddess 5
I'd leave him. If he keeps thinkin about it why stay? -_-
theidiottrap 2
I would've kicked his ass for that, but it could have been much worse. For example, he could have broken up with you and seconds later told you he wants to get back together in the future and have babies. True story, unfortunately.
interesting33 36
isn't that pretty much what he did? A "break" could lead to break up....
theidiottrap 2
If you're talking about what happened to me, no, he just said it to 'let me down gently' -.- it's true that a 'break' could lead to a break up but it could also lead to a stronger bond when it was over.
faireanjell 5
Dump him!!!
DanielleinDC 33
What an ass to string you along like that and then laugh at the fact that he made you cry. You should have come back and said that you've thought about it and the break sounds like a good idea. In fact, today would be a great day for you to start that break.
agentx52 13
That's too far