Today, my boyfriend of three years told me he was thinking about us taking a break. After an hour of crying and him saying it would be okay, I accepted it. When I asked when the break would start, he replied, "What are you talking about? I only said I'd thought about it" and then laughed. FML
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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
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racerapj 10
Maybe you should hop to that break
jellyghost 12
Its not very cool or nice of him to let you cry for an hour over this. he sounds like he just wanted to show how in control he is of the relationship. Not acceptable. Maybe you should think about starting the break.
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seansbro56 10
What did you say afterwards??? I would have been speechless!!!
MsConfusedd 27
Now you should tell him it's time for a break. You've already got your own ass, you don't need another.
DocBastard 38
You should think about punching him in his left ********. Then make damn sure he KNOWS you're thinking about it.
Kalipczo 21
Damn that's not okay. Letting you cry for over an hour because he was 'thinking about it'? He sounds like kind of a tool, sorry op.
alfred07 18
Only a dick would play with your emotions like that.
lonerbitch 6
Dicks play only with butts and vaginas. Sorry to destroy your sensitivity!
alfred07 18
44 -you forgot boobs (if they are big enough) mouths and hands.
oj101 33
Gosh. I wouldn't recommend this... always be the bigger person... but I guess if you wanted to get back at him, the equivalent would be announcing that you're pregnant with him then say "just kidding" after a day, or ask him "is it in yet?" when you are physically linked together in a moment of passion.
ChristinaAAR 14
That was really mean of him, I'm sorry OP.
Wederoney 16
Oh well, at least now you know you should work on your relationship.
Dynosaur_dollie 38
Perhaps by ending it and working on much healthier relationships. Any person willing to make you cry for an hour and later laugh about it is a total dick and is probably best left alone.
buddy51 23
Ball sack. Your fist. Problem solved!
PenguinPower 8
"We were on a break!" -Ross Geller