Today, my boyfriend of three years told me he was thinking about us taking a break. After an hour of crying and him saying it would be okay, I accepted it. When I asked when the break would start, he replied, "What are you talking about? I only said I'd thought about it" and then laughed. FML
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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
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racerapj 10
Maybe you should hop to that break
jellyghost 12
Its not very cool or nice of him to let you cry for an hour over this. he sounds like he just wanted to show how in control he is of the relationship. Not acceptable. Maybe you should think about starting the break.
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Comments (118)
DarthVader77 9
Your bf is my hero! His sense of humor and tact are legendary. :)
elizabeth713 8
Pure evil. Dump him
bellahorse 5
What a little **** tard. You should've said "congratulations, it actually starts now."
outoftown 26
So your pain is how he gets his jollies. Now you know. Unless you want more of the same, get out fast, on your terms. Expect him to act hurt and pull the "it was just a joke" excuse. It wasn't a joke; don't fall for it.
Bebbo_fml 21
Well OP since you've already accepted that the relationship is on a break, the best response would have been "Whether you were kidding or not, I've already accepted that we're on a break now." And then take a break... a break of that kit kat bar! er.. but in all seriousness, I'd take that much needed break from your relationship. Sounds to me that he doesn't appreciate you as he use to. A break might help, or you know, you might find someone better.
BH1126 11
Leave, he's an asshole, leave now.
lashes_to_ashes 14
I would still be worried if I were you. FYL. He's such an ass.
stanjohnson 11
So when did you start the break?
Thr33to16 8
Don't get why the guy is taking yhe hits. You girls tear up at a single notion of splitting up. Ydi
kierakismet 5
That's horrible! You'd think when you started crying he'd explain!