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Brainrot

By M…… - 23/05/2011 19:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went back to the key cutter for the second time because apartment key I gave to my boyfriend didn't work. The man cut me another key and apologised profusely. When I got home and tried the key, it didn't work. I realised I'd asked him to copy the wrong key. Twice. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

Rynk95 11

Monday 23 May 2011 22:56

Poor man. You made him feel sorry for nothing.

EricaCookies 0

Monday 23 May 2011 23:27

It was the "!!!" and "LOL" that killed it for me.

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mintcar 9

Monday 23 May 2011 22:58

Someone is a little sc a t ter br aine d.

zowieandzander77 1

Tuesday 24 May 2011 1:06

um what????

djmacncheeze 6

Tuesday 24 May 2011 3:24

scatter brained

mintcar 9

Tuesday 24 May 2011 3:46

Thanks 86 for explaining.

zowieandzander77 1

Tuesday 24 May 2011 19:39

got it.. when I first read it I thought it was some new crazy IM speak!

Jesterful009 0

Monday 23 May 2011 22:59

hahaha very funny

ashseal 11

Monday 23 May 2011 23:00

haha that was kinda dumb

WiderWille 11

Monday 23 May 2011 23:40

Oh really? When I read the FML it looked kinda clever to me :/

chino627 0

Monday 23 May 2011 23:02

nice going genius

jannie22 0

Monday 23 May 2011 23:04

haha dumby!

doom2 8

Monday 23 May 2011 23:05

it happens :P just try to think things through next time (:

WiderWille 11

Monday 23 May 2011 23:47

What happened to doom1?

LaughinStock 16

Tuesday 24 May 2011 7:28

^lol

Zdog101 0

Monday 23 May 2011 23:06

nice goin smartass

logo79 0

Monday 23 May 2011 23:07

wait u actually know how to use a key

FriscoKidz 10

Monday 23 May 2011 23:07

maybe you should lay off the pot..

TheresNoEffingwa 7

Monday 23 May 2011 23:22

that's never the answer brah

zowieandzander77 1

Tuesday 24 May 2011 1:08

neither is using the " word" brah...

Djzom13 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 6:09

Neither is putting an unnecessary space in the word 'within'. There will be no winner in this comment.

THEmuffinpan 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 6:42

Neither is photoshopping your boobs.

Shazzora 0

Monday 23 May 2011 23:08

idiot...

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