Today, I went back to the key cutter for the second time because apartment key I gave to my boyfriend didn't work. The man cut me another key and apologised profusely. When I got home and tried the key, it didn't work. I realised I'd asked him to copy the wrong key. Twice. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I forgot my key inside my apartment. My boyfriend suggested we ask a neighbor to open it. I explained we don't all have the same key, to which he responded, "Well how come they all have the same doorknobs?" FML
Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML
Today, the key broke inside my lock and I ended up needing bolt cutters. Cool. FML
Today, I wanted nothing more than to go home and get into bed. While I was unlocking my front door, the flimsy key snapped off inside the lock. A locksmith was called out, who did nothing but sadistically guffaw at my misfortune and crack sarcastic jokes as he undid the lock. FML
Today, I was back home from work drinking coffee when I heard someone open the door with a key. It was my boyfriend, who obviously didn't expect to see me home. We don't live together, and I never gave him a key. FML
Today, my roommate who stays out til 4 or 5 in the morning each night got her key to the dorm fixed. I've been having to stay up nightly to let her in (my normal bedtime being 12:00) How'd they fix it? Turns out it was never broken she was just putting the key in the slot wrong. FML
Today, at work, I broke the drinks machine for the third time. The first two times I broke the key, this time I switched it off and couldn't turn it back on after my manager warned me not to mess with it AFTER I had switched it off. The best part? The key is still broken from last time. FML
Today, I was helping a friend move. Before we arrived, he put his key on my key ring to keep it safe. When we got there, he promptly shoved my front door key into the lock and snapped it clean off. Not only can we not get into his house, but now I can't get back into mine. FML
Today, I learned that my fiancée copied my house key early into our relationship. The reason being is that in case I were to catch her cheating, which I did, she could come in and trash my place when I called off the wedding. FML
Today, I thought I'd locked my house keys in my locker at work. Not having any replacement nearby, I decided to cut the padlock with the saw of my pocket-knife. It took 20 minutes and four cuts into my hand to destroy the padlock. It took another five seconds to find the missing key in my jacket. FML
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Top comments
Rynk95 11
Poor man. You made him feel sorry for nothing.
EricaCookies 0
It was the "!!!" and "LOL" that killed it for me.
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Comments (129)
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
does anyone know where to buy a bump key?
tpreston 0
a what?
ahole123 0
You don't buy them, you make them
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
sounds hard. a
unhappybitch 8
Go to YouTube and type in " how to make a bump key"
simply_improper 1
dont you jus shave it down?
PurpleRae420 0
Just break in I mean it is your place too lol
imacreeper 3
maybe this is a sign from God that your boyfrien should not have your house key. maybe you will find him in bed with another woman.
chuckychan 8
and he will have to sleep on the couch! bitches!!
CorpLaw77 3
I'm a locksmith and I can tell you straight up that bump keys are a joke.. it takes so much time and practice to even attempt to use them and they only work like 2% of the time. the people with videos online have the locks modified to make it look super easy
max_wilder 9
well then
Keffin 0
at least op didn't make the same mistake twi- oh wait..
sterlingarcher 1
um no..
livin_plur 0
um yes
LaughinStock 16
ummmm im lost 0.o
snickerz01 0
i lost the game. dam u.
cryssycakesx3 23
wouldn't it be three times?
pman590 8
Sounds like a sticKEY situation!!!! LOL
cgchamp89 7
um no...
logo79 0
ur a failure
Jeremy0614 0
no need to be mean now. at least he tried
EricaCookies 0
It was the "!!!" and "LOL" that killed it for me.
GeraldisTheG 3
fail
tasiamalaysia 0
agreed. I hate over use of exclamations points. and Capitol lol's!!!! LOL
LexxyLiime 0
I know right its so annoying!!! LOL.
Billyfofilly 0
Go die.
R4P7OR 2
idiot
EvilPotato 15
your failed attempt at a joke makes me want to jump out of a window on a 50th floor apartment.
HannahLouise96 13
*crickets chirp as tumbleweed goes by*..... -_-
Rynk95 11
Poor man. You made him feel sorry for nothing.
CareFace 16
March up and apologize to the poor man.
Dragokillz 0
omfg u noob. lol jks, FYL.
BBBBOOOOYYYU 3
says the one with the stupid and uneducated picture
didijustdie 0
nah, he spelled "stupid and uneducated" right.
m0rgana 0
lol i was about to say the same thing to him
atomicbaboon 0
his picture is from the best movie of all time. you're stupid and uneducated of you can't embrace Jim Carrey's genius.
ZoZo17_fml 0
then, how many times have you copied the other key because it didn't fit in your car door?
luna4545 4
that make no sense consider it is a get for their APARTMENT door.
catrav77 0
*facepalm*
instnt1nfction 17
try again
zachhasse 0
Your so stupid. Check the key before you go retard.
catrav77 0
Well that was an unnecessary comment...
fthku 13
What our you talking about, Pendatik? they're is know irony in there comments.
lerouxmaster 7
Hits okay, wheel fore give u.
fthku 13
*Must of. Your starting to slip, pendatik, that's to unlike you. You can't afford to make mistake's. You're probably right, Pendatik, but it doesn't really matter.
Djzom13 0
I wood just like two think you guys four making me laff. And OP is stupid, correct; however, I think that your error may have made your comment invalid. Sorry to disappoint you.
KiddNYC1O 22
You guise are retardant.
lerouxmaster 7
Did you just shove a kitten up your ass ?
Djzom13 0
No, 97 you just don't know when someone is telling a joke. Obviously we all aren't that stupid as to typing like that. Learn to laugh, then you can open your mouth.
livin_plur 0
100 you confuse me I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not
KiddNYC1O 22
#100- Slow down buddy, I was obviously playing along. If that was sarcasm, as #104 indicated, it needs work...
zachhasse 0
thanks for arguing on my comment:)
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I thoroughly appreciated this thread. And Kidd, I think 100 meant 98, not 97. ;)
Djzom13 0
109 sorry about that, I was reading fast and didn't notice the intentional mistype.
lerouxmaster 7
Have you ever seen a dead mouse rape a mosquito ? I have.
blanccamaro74 6
wrong form of no...who let u out of the padded room in the crazy house
lerouxmaster 7
Ate the ******* walls off.
Person1233 13
YDI for shoving the wrong key in your lock.