Embarrassing and Miscellaneous: Brainrot

Brainrot

By queenbee12345678 - 19/02/2012 19:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML

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You deserved it 26 482

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By callerid - 03/08/2009 11:45 - United States

Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course of action would be to dial the number from my house phone and wait for it to ring to locate it. Somebody answered when I called. It wasn't the wrong number and I had a brief conversation with the man that stole my phone. FML

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You deserved it 3 774

By Anonymous - 13/01/2010 21:41 - United States

Today, I did a 'dine and dash' and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML

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You deserved it 82 616

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML

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You deserved it 1 702

By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 07:02 - United States - San Jose

Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML

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You deserved it 41 446

By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 11:39 - United States - Desoto

Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML

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You deserved it 24 574

By Littlebigben - 19/07/2017 05:00

Today, I found a cellphone. I went through the contacts and called the one listed as 'dad' to inform them I could leave it at a cash register of the store I found it in or take it to the police station so they could pick it up. They then called the police, insisting I stole it. FML

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You deserved it 328

Fat chance

By Dave - 23/04/2012 13:22 - United States - Brookfield

Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML

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You deserved it 22 023

Denied

By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 14:02

Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML

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You deserved it 295

By xxteenhearts - 29/05/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I seemingly misplaced my cell phone but didn't have time to look for it before work. This evening, my cell phone company calls me to tell me I have six hundred dollars worth of calls to El Salvador that I have to pay for. My cell phone was not misplaced, it was stolen. FML

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You deserved it 4 168

Booze confused

By piliseep - 07/06/2017 16:00

Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML

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You deserved it 1 660

21jason 9

Monday 20 February 2012 3:36

Why didn't you have them call it there. Maybe you would have herd it ring

ilikeapplejuice 7

Monday 20 February 2012 4:00

*We knew what he meant.

Comments

xgetxbentx 13

Monday 20 February 2012 12:11

So go back and give them the right number to reach you at?

jkamme54 2

Monday 20 February 2012 14:20

You are smoking hot!

MrChaos19 14

Monday 20 February 2012 17:56

I'm not a strict Grammar Nazi, but it irritates me when people don't use the right your/you're or the right there/their/they're

MrChaos19 14

Monday 20 February 2012 17:59

Oops! I meant for this comment to be a reply to #70

DillonCampbell 0

Monday 20 February 2012 19:51

Thats a backhand

KatherineJ 0

Monday 20 February 2012 23:38

Call your cell and see if anyone picks up.

IsaiahG69 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 6:30

Smart ass ;)

LaLince 40

Saturday 1 December 2012 14:13

you're an idiot. get back there or shut the F up.

iamdman 22

Monday 16 May 2016 2:07

I had that happen too. Only thing was the bus boy did have it and wasn't giving it up. I used the find my phone from a friend's phone until I heard it go off in his apron.