Today, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. He posted it on Facebook and can't understand why I'm angry with him. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob. It gave him a panic attack. FML
Today, a long standing fantasy was ruined when the only lasting impression from my first threesome was of how good my boyfriend is at giving other guys a blowjob. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped by my house after work because he missed me. We made out for a bit outside, which involved some touching and then he left. When I got inside, I got a Facebook message from my older neighbor that read, "That was gross. Please don't do that again in front of me. Really." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with the guy I like. He couldn't get it up and awkwardly tried to stick his limp penis in. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over so that we could have some "fun". It turns out, his idea of foreplay is squishing my breasts together and making them talk. FML
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ImFrackinBored 13
...Well my question is: how many people liked it?
lekiat 0
well that blows
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Comments (160)
dayrin7 4
well nomore blow jobs for him! or if you guys having sex and its not good, post it on fb like " my boyfriend cant do it like he use to nomore" lets see how much he likes it :)
bballforward33 10
haha yaa nice onee ;p
Bananaque 0
What a jerk! I'm sure you're better than him, move on girlie!!
nicelife_fml 0
well you just posted on fml that you gave your boyfriend a ******** so your just as bad as him lol
Virginia6810 16
just like 90 said. I don't know a single person on here personally... that I know of. Facebook is friends and relatives.
bballforward33 10
haha exactly!! people are so dumb
professorR6 0
for sure
Cleao18317 11
I put the same thing!!
bankrupt 15
Now you know you are dating an idiot who will announce personal, private matters to the entire world and then be stumped as to why you are upset. I was going to tell you to burst in and take a photo of him the next time he takes a shit and then post it so he gets a dose of his own medicine, but something tells me he's so stupid he'd just say "cool" and think it was funny that the entire world got an eyeful of him sitting on the crapper.
mrsbogle 0
so u were mad he posted it on facebook but you are posting it on here and it's ok? hmmmmm...
Virginia6810 16
refer to responses on 69 and 79.
bballforward33 10
ya stupid people
FFPulley 9
do people just nit read the other comments before they post?
Virginia6810 16
I wonder if some people skip certain comments before posting things...
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
Get off his back! if you understood how good a bj felt you'd understand. that is pretty damn funny though. He just got caught up in the heat of the moment. can't help being excited about something.
JS721 1
She'll probably never know. Guys aren't half as good as getting their partner off as girls are.
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
guys are easy. even a bad bj is better than your hand...most of the time lol. I know it's not impossible to satisfy a girl enough to post something like that. we are just wired different and we'll NEVER understand each other.
BigOrca 2
Nik "likes" this.
momo1972 3
so why are you upset? look we can't read your mind.
Skaw_fml 8
Yeah, that sucks
freakofnature79 0
he liked it and really you have to understand the thought process of a man. Its him bragging and nothing makes a man happier ithan bragging rights. So be happy that he is doing it be more worried if he didnt
JS721 1
That's a terrible excuse. Boys these days. No sense.