Today, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. He posted it on Facebook and can't understand why I'm angry with him. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob. It gave him a panic attack. FML
Today, a long standing fantasy was ruined when the only lasting impression from my first threesome was of how good my boyfriend is at giving other guys a blowjob. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped by my house after work because he missed me. We made out for a bit outside, which involved some touching and then he left. When I got inside, I got a Facebook message from my older neighbor that read, "That was gross. Please don't do that again in front of me. Really." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with the guy I like. He couldn't get it up and awkwardly tried to stick his limp penis in. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over so that we could have some "fun". It turns out, his idea of foreplay is squishing my breasts together and making them talk. FML
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ImFrackinBored 13
...Well my question is: how many people liked it?
lekiat 0
well that blows
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Comments (160)
danbo659 0
time for a bettee bf or maybe a gf
boodagg 0
wow think about it like this you did a good job cuz he posted it no reason to get mad that's like you girls getting mad at nothing
iMagzzzy 0
Sounds like a keeper!
just4commentz 4
I can understand why you're upset, but guys get excited about this, and just want to show that they are valid males in society, which is usually done by speaking of past sexual encounters. Lighten up a bit, he's just excited at a chance to flaunt his manhood
Flutist 3
263, you know what doesn't improve your manhood? Not having a girlfriend. Your comment was stupid. I understand telling your friends, but posting it on a FB account where everyone can see it is low and dumb.
Shortieeeee 0
Can you say dumbass?! Thats to your bf not you. But still atleast you didnt get a throat STD? FYL
aztk4life 0
well If ur so damn good that he posted it on FB den girl sign me up I want a bj from u too
funbet 2
his life is bro.
Alfonsooo 0
Somebody doesn't get out much...
Soulcatcherteej 6
It could be worse. he could've done it well you were still blowing him.
hateevryone 15
why would he do that? that's so ignorant. i would dump his ass like right now