Today, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. He posted it on Facebook and can't understand why I'm angry with him. FML
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Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob. It gave him a panic attack. FML
Today, a long standing fantasy was ruined when the only lasting impression from my first threesome was of how good my boyfriend is at giving other guys a blowjob. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped by my house after work because he missed me. We made out for a bit outside, which involved some touching and then he left. When I got inside, I got a Facebook message from my older neighbor that read, "That was gross. Please don't do that again in front of me. Really." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with the guy I like. He couldn't get it up and awkwardly tried to stick his limp penis in. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over so that we could have some "fun". It turns out, his idea of foreplay is squishing my breasts together and making them talk. FML
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ImFrackinBored 13
...Well my question is: how many people liked it?
lekiat 0
well that blows
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Comments (160)
txgirl2013 14
Could be worse...your bf could be facebook friends with your mom..but sorry OP :(
DjeePee 25
Maybe he is. Perhaps even with OP's dad. That will spice up things a little in their home.
gigglehead 4
A code phrase for sex? I wonder how many figure it out. LOL
tiptoe2 1
Haha that's funny at least it wasn't a video of u doing it then that's proof u can't deny
Weetart 8
Op this is a sign that you should get a NEW boyfriend.
SLC_grumpypants 5
If he's not smart enough to understand why your angry you might as well break up now. He's obviously a total dumbass & probably won't make it too far in life. Sorry OP your life does suck.
redmnky21 8
why are u angry with him? loosen up tight ass! it means u did good and you should be proud
metalhead5564 0
But what if he was friends with her mum? I'm sure she would not be proud...
DjeePee 25
She should be proud that her boyfriend doesn't know what 'privacy' means? Yeah, totally.
M00N25 0
I'm positive that most girls would not want their first type of sexual excursion like a ******** to be posted online. that's degrading and disrespectful. chose to do that intimately with him. try to have some sense of respect man!
OrgasmicBunnies 9
Blog about his genitals op, tell if they were sour or salty. ruin his pride.
a_nutritionist 10
..."hey everyone, my boyfriends **** tastes horrible" yep, dont see how that could backfire at all.
aztecz0r 6
I understand why you might be upset but from a blokes point of view funny as ****, is he battered and bruised yet?
Wheredidgrungego 12
That's like the epitome of life to anyone who's never been blown before. His excitement is understandable.
Mach10 0
What kind of sad, pathetic life would someone have to lead if the pinnacle of their life, achievements, and experiences was a few minutes of oral sex?
Wheredidgrungego 12
The life of a 13 year old male.
Mach10 0
The whole experience left her with a sour taste in her mouth.