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By Nublet - 07/09/2011 04:10 - United States

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Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob. It gave him a panic attack. FML
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ImmaB3AST 7

what the hell are you? a vacuum cleaner?

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chick011 0
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Must have been really good?

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robchfra 5
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That sucks.

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Marktheshark 0
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Hahaha punny

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changesinme 0
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That's some blowjob you're givin?

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CatEyes66 0

Do you have braces? Which made him so nervous that he had a panic attack.

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Deathhound 27
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What did you do to him if I may ask? Or he is just not made for having blowjobs, haha.

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
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Nein nein nein!! You're doing et wrong!! D:<

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ally_85 1
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explain??

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ThreeSheetsGone 12
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So now the question is: Can you suck-start a Harley? You haven't made it in the BJ world until you can do that.

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DropTheDaggerxx 31
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Geez, I can't imagine what you could have done to cause that...? Maybe he was so nervous about it beforehand that anxiety got the best of him and he freaked? Sucks way more for him, he's probably mortified.

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enonymous 8

Giving head with braces will give anyone a panic attack...

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Georgieeporgiee 9

In the literal sense... An oh dear... I'm getting braces soon...

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enonymous 8

Stop giving head Georgie... I know I know it's a hard thing to give up. Take up smoking it's like a smaller penis(not in my case however)

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CanadianPuckHead 4
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Apperentley she blows

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lolx7 5

in my opinion I think blowjobs are nasty. do u guys think us girls like it at all?!?

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enonymous 8

108 - I find holding your purse in a store nasty, sat thru the twilight saga and bought packs of tampons for you when you needed them. One way or another someone's blowing me at some point.

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iDoubtWhales 7
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Oh that? That's an orgasm

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cavalos94 0
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37 - yeah Avenged Sevenfold foREVer!!!

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tooFLY 0
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Oh, I see what you did there. 86--At age 14, do you really need to be giving out BJs? Yeah, I didn't think so.

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austinkiser 3

Anyone notice op is post #129 lol

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paynee 0

I see what ya did there

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itsaseceret 5
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sucks more for him? actually, he didn't get sucked at all..

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legitimmeee 0

What's a blowjob ?

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blob619 0

Ask your mommy ;)

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konstantinos616 17
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Actually, it blows

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greenman42 10
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108-my girlfriend loves blowjobs, and she begs me to let her give me one

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chick011 0
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Must have been really good?

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EvilPotato 14
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or really bad.

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urdirtyolduncle 15
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Or he's a noob..

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CryMoreFMLs 14
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Small posibility he might be gay.

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j_cat187 19
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Extreme blow-job op is so full of win

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

*tears up* "just so good"

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boomsl4ng 11
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63 ahahahahah i see what u did there!!

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Wreckless_fml 6
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63 made me laugh :')

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born_hustla 26

Word!

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TheresNoEffingwa 7
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I was reading this with my boyfriend, and now he wants to "borrow your mouth". Thanks a lot Nublet

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jayer_hooo 0

rofl great comments here

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wishfulmidget 0
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well it can only get better from there!:D

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NitroTonicsFML 4
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He just couldn't handle the pressure.

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ImmaB3AST 7

what the hell are you? a vacuum cleaner?

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olpally 32

Sucking and swallowing like one.. that's for sure..

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dudeitsdanny 9

....Were you chewing on it or something? Cause I'd be scared, if a girl acted like she's about to bit it off o.o Or maybe it was just an incredibly intense orgasm!

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Grimmerie 31
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introducing, for your chewing pleasure - cock gum!

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roobin302 0
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really? i dont believe it, give me a bj to second the motion...

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DamnSmooth 0
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Wow ... I had some slight anxiety & panic attacks growing up. However none of those were a direct result from giving and/or receiving oral sex. The more I hear about this generation the more I want to bash open the back of it's skull with a hammer.

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ImmaB3AST 7

the more I read this, the more I wanted to bash you in the back of the skull with a hammer

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dudeitsdanny 9

The more I read this, the more I wish I had a skull-shaped hammer

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DamnSmooth 0
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It's ok. Obviously, hearing the truth & facing reality can't be easy for you.

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EmmyBabe_fml 0
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Maybe because you never gave and/or received oral??:)

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Nublet 10
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"This generation?" I don't think I'm exactly part of the current generation.

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Aww, look what you did now, OP :(

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yer pic is hot

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Nublet 10
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What did I do?

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Doortje 29
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Maybe you should practice your blowing skills. I've heard a harmonica can help with this.

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Retired_Panda 7
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oh god...that was a hilarious fml lmao

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mcxhunni 0

you do know giving head isnt actually blowing, right? O.o

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Jesus_Christ69 0
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I don't think 109 read that FML...

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