Today, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. He posted it on Facebook and can't understand why I'm angry with him. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob. It gave him a panic attack. FML
Today, a long standing fantasy was ruined when the only lasting impression from my first threesome was of how good my boyfriend is at giving other guys a blowjob. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped by my house after work because he missed me. We made out for a bit outside, which involved some touching and then he left. When I got inside, I got a Facebook message from my older neighbor that read, "That was gross. Please don't do that again in front of me. Really." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with the guy I like. He couldn't get it up and awkwardly tried to stick his limp penis in. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over so that we could have some "fun". It turns out, his idea of foreplay is squishing my breasts together and making them talk. FML
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ImFrackinBored 13
...Well my question is: how many people liked it?
lekiat 0
well that blows
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Comments (160)
krissy8799 1
I am OP I made an account to give a little more info. My mother and his grandmother are friends with both of us on there and it was up for a few hours before I noticed it. it had over 20 likes lol
revanche 2
stop being a bitch about it :p
haniam16 6
its bad luck to see an owl durring the day, thats why...
JBaller23 0
LMFAO thats funny im proud of him
syrney170 0
Hopefully it was with it.
sydmior 10
On facebook? How dare he! He's supposed use Twitter for that! /sarc Seriously, I feel sorry that you have a boyfriend like that.
breebooski 4
lol that blows
BigPerro4life 0
you want to get back at him? post a reply to the comment! something like, "honey, call me when you can last more than 30seconds before your pencil dick explodes"
ctm987654321 3
you should do it for him more often, then it wouldnt be as big of a deal and he might not post it
mikede420 0
it would be really funny if he said it wasn't good.
shoecrazy 5
what a douche. how old is this loser? that's some elementary sh*t