Today, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. He posted it on Facebook and can't understand why I'm angry with him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob. It gave him a panic attack. FML
Today, a long standing fantasy was ruined when the only lasting impression from my first threesome was of how good my boyfriend is at giving other guys a blowjob. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped by my house after work because he missed me. We made out for a bit outside, which involved some touching and then he left. When I got inside, I got a Facebook message from my older neighbor that read, "That was gross. Please don't do that again in front of me. Really." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with the guy I like. He couldn't get it up and awkwardly tried to stick his limp penis in. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over so that we could have some "fun". It turns out, his idea of foreplay is squishing my breasts together and making them talk. FML
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ImFrackinBored 13
...Well my question is: how many people liked it?
lekiat 0
well that blows
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Comments (160)
crazyrunnergirl 7
some people like your boyfriend shouldn't be allowed to have a facebook because they don't understand how what they post can affect not only them but other people
bballforward33 10
holy mother of god it's Facebook for Christ sake!!! it's not even real thing u can touch or feel!!! people are way too obsessed with it and the guy who made it only made it so hd could creep on girls he couldn't get because he's s nerd
tayza249 20
Comment on it, saying how small his dick is. Theres something interesting for his Facebook friends to read.
tayza249 20
Comment on it, saying how small his dick is. Theres something interesting for his Facebook friends to read.
Babalu722 3
i fail to see the problem here
Link33_fml 0
It doesn't take a Facebook post for everyone to know you suck dicks. Lots of women do. You're not special.
finndizzle 0
what's wrong with that?
drock157 0
that's guys a dumb ass
andyKAMP 0
you should comment back and be like "you cheating son of a bitch," or some variation. have fun with it.
gigi03 5
Why are you angry?
aztabis 0
that is so funny!! at least he was happy and wanted Fb to know lol