Today, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. He posted it on Facebook and can't understand why I'm angry with him. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob. It gave him a panic attack. FML
Today, a long standing fantasy was ruined when the only lasting impression from my first threesome was of how good my boyfriend is at giving other guys a blowjob. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped by my house after work because he missed me. We made out for a bit outside, which involved some touching and then he left. When I got inside, I got a Facebook message from my older neighbor that read, "That was gross. Please don't do that again in front of me. Really." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with the guy I like. He couldn't get it up and awkwardly tried to stick his limp penis in. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over so that we could have some "fun". It turns out, his idea of foreplay is squishing my breasts together and making them talk. FML
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Top comments
ImFrackinBored 13
...Well my question is: how many people liked it?
lekiat 0
well that blows
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howdmynosego 12
say you were leaf blowing his lawn
Mrrevorp 0
well, why areeee you mad at him?
BigPerro4life 0
did u swallow?
619warrior281 5
You think your dissapointed and tearful now? just wait till you figure out he'll probably never make you cum.
wrgfml 0
Hahahaha. Thats right. He'll never get her off, will pass out after sex, and make her sleep in wet spot.
gonzo5293 0
how do u know never got a chance to cum
RyNo24 4
he's just proud of you!
vickill 0
hahahaha
Belovan 2
Did you swallow?
Cleao18317 11
If your mad about it being posted on facebook, then why would you post it on here for all the FML fans to see?
DjeePee 25
Facebook = friends and relatives. FML = a bunch of strange people who you probably never will see in real life. I notice a slight difference between the two.
skizzlerz 0
Not to mention we don't even know their real name or identity, so it's anonymous.
Cleao18317 11
how do I read comments??
ShayDee313 3
When you say posted, do you mean a video of the event or just a status update?
bballforward33 10
facebook is gay. u do realize that u got mad at him because of a website. it's not a real thing