harambae
La Grange, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bovine
Today, I accidentally mooed during sex. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Bug5992
Kent, United States 🌶️ Spicy
WTF dude?
Today, I was getting intimate with my current booty-call when he thought it would be funny to make animal sounds. He "baa-ed", "moo-ed", and "gobbled" until losing his erection from intense laughter, leaving me there very confused and unsatisfied. FML
Anonymous
Switzerland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Honky
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
imsorry
Oakland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
SORRY!
Today, I found out how whipped I am when, at the climax of sex, I moaned, "I'm sorry!" FML
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Danielle
🌶️ Spicy
Barf
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
KO
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, in the middle of sex, my husband accidentally headbutted me, almost knocking me unconscious. FML
MiniJeans
Casselberry, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Turn of phrase
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend for the first time. I moved my leg to wrap it around him and accidentally hit his penis. Without thinking, I said, "Sorry little guy!" FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML
eeh
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
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bigbagofnope 25
did your partner give you any beef about it?
emeraldarcher74 30
There was an FML like this a while back. In it, a dude was having sex with an overweight girl when she blurted out "milk me like a cow. " Also, I hope you didn't kill the MOOd.
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Comments (52)
orangejubejube 20
I accidentally burst out laughing on the bus after reading this
mld4657 28
How do you accidentally moo?
SixthSinEnvy 39
A surge of "Mmm" and "Oooo". Probably was hilarious.
RichardPencil 32
Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? Now featuring bonus mooing!
buckdharma 38
Did he expose your dairy err?
TheNewGuy03 29
Your cleverness is astounding
VeryTiredMomof3 17
Down vote me all y'all want, but I am SO over people bringing up Harambe
mattwhite 13
Hawt
Catdragon 40
Holy cow that's funny
Soulless_95 20
Not sure if pun intended...
TheHeirofTime 19
This is one of those FMLs that makes me wish the character limit was longer so we could hear the whole story.
cuz803 46
Was your partner ground beef?
species4872 20
Was it a full MOOn at the time? Tell us, there's a lot at stake here.