Bovine

By harambae - 11/09/2016 17:10 - United States - La Grange

Spicy
Today, I accidentally mooed during sex. FML
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bigbagofnope 25

did your partner give you any beef about it?

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emeraldarcher74 30

There was an FML like this a while back. In it, a dude was having sex with an overweight girl when she blurted out "milk me like a cow. " Also, I hope you didn't kill the MOOd.

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orangejubejube 20

I accidentally burst out laughing on the bus after reading this

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SixthSinEnvy 39

A surge of "Mmm" and "Oooo". Probably was hilarious.

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RichardPencil 30

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? Now featuring bonus mooing!

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VeryTiredMomof3 17

Down vote me all y'all want, but I am SO over people bringing up Harambe

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TheHeirofTime 19

This is one of those FMLs that makes me wish the character limit was longer so we could hear the whole story.

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species4872 19

Was it a full MOOn at the time? Tell us, there's a lot at stake here.

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