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By Bug5992 - / Sunday 9 December 2012 22:46 / United States
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Not very amoosing for you? You picked a baad choice for a bootycall then. You udder reconsider picking your partners without doing a baackground check, so that they don't pull the wool over your eyes like that again and leave you unsatisfied. Don't be the kind of Chick that clucks with foul cocks.

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Okay I will admit that my comment wasn't very funny."Thumbs down self own comment because it sucked". BTW I couldn't tell I was first.(damn visual disability ).

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It's okay kyubey, some people can't understand you until they make the contract. Then everything will be in balance :)

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August burns red is amazing live. I saw them at their hometown show with a few friends. Met their drummer and his mom haha. Pennsylvania's hardcore scene is pretty tight.

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moo /mo͞o/ Verb Make the characteristic deep vocal sound of a cow. Noun A sound of this kind. Synonyms verb. low - bellow - roar noun. low - bellow - mooing Do you understand now?

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3- Being an educator u need to teach kids how cows, horses, sheep, elephants.. sound. They usually are taught in kindergarten. *Moo*

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Being an educator, my opinion is that animal sounds are something kids pick up on pretty quickly from their parents and the environment. I have better things to teach in my classroom than 'The cow says Moo'.

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Yes, because people tend to keep their clothes on while having sex, especially those damn-sexy farmer-style overalls.

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Nope. There are worse things, like the booty call being a vampire and not being able to have an erection at all.

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I guess you haven't been on this site very long, plenty of worse things have been posted. Anyone remember "be my baby's daddy" ?

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12 - that was a little off the wall... What are you referencing in which vampires cannot achieve erection?

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64- in Anne Rice's vampire chronicles the vampires cannot get erections due to the legend of how the vampires were created.

Keep him lingering and do the chicken dance next time when he is really horny. Might not be the best revenge if he is into it though but those chances are slim.

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Not very amoosing for you? You picked a baad choice for a bootycall then. You udder reconsider picking your partners without doing a baackground check, so that they don't pull the wool over your eyes like that again and leave you unsatisfied. Don't be the kind of Chick that clucks with foul cocks.

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To her credit, how could she have known he'd baather to put that much energy into cockblocking himself? Hopefully he won't Croak a virgin because of his obsession with animal noises.

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Oh come on now, don't get her feathers in a ruffle. She has already stated that he may well be an ass. Maybe her inner voice is already a little horse from yelling neigh to anymore action. I see no need to nag her further.

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I did actually mean fowl sorry, I've always had a problem between the spelling of the two, admittedly. 17- I guess that's what she gets for looking for such sheep thrills from a bootycall. OP, I hope ewe learned you lesson- it's a misteak to take bootycalls on without checking up the people first. The next guy cud have weird beef, or have a paltry member.

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31 - You cown't say she's entirely free. There's some foalt that falls on her shoulders. But you're right. Guys, donkeyp harassing her.

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One last note. Gotta admit his motto is good "If you aren't hung like a horse, be sung like a horse."

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45- if he was so hung, he would've plowed right into her. Anyway, OP does need to find someone who can properly work her tractor.

It appears he forgot the cock-a-doodle-doo Edit: bah, pleonasm kinda beat me to the cock pun, and made a better attempt at it >.

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