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Today, I was getting intimate with my current bootycall when he thought it would be funny to make animal sounds. He "baa-ed" "moo-ed" and "gobbled" until losing his erection from intense laughter, leaving me there very confused and unsatisfied. FML

By Bug5992 - / Sunday 9 December 2012 22:46 / United States - Kent
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By  Pleonasm  |  31

Not very amoosing for you? You picked a baad choice for a bootycall then. You udder reconsider picking your partners without doing a baackground check, so that they don't pull the wool over your eyes like that again and leave you unsatisfied. Don't be the kind of Chick that clucks with foul cocks.

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By  GothickNihilist  |  15

Well he seems like a very interesting person.

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  CallMeMcFeelii  |  13

August burns red is amazing live. I saw them at their hometown show with a few friends. Met their drummer and his mom haha. Pennsylvania's hardcore scene is pretty tight.

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  SpicyDuck  |  22

moo /mo͞o/ Verb Make the characteristic deep vocal sound of a cow. Noun A sound of this kind. Synonyms verb. low - bellow - roar noun. low - bellow - mooing Do you understand now?

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  Kallian_fml  |  21

Thank you 22. I understand now.

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  Kallian_fml  |  21

Being an educator, my opinion is that animal sounds are something kids pick up on pretty quickly from their parents and the environment. I have better things to teach in my classroom than 'The cow says Moo'.

By  mikesjr  |  3

Were you dressed as a farmer?

By  Anti666  |  16

Ooooh. That's the worst thing that could happen to anyone. Ever!

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  JAMSM  |  6

I mean 21. If only I were blonde or dyslexic... Then I'd have an excuse.

By  blcksocks  |  19

Keep him lingering and do the chicken dance next time when he is really horny. Might not be the best revenge if he is into it though but those chances are slim.

By  JAMSM  |  6

Well, if you're into bestiality, he's on the right track. Either way, you can now officially say you got bwack blocked.

By  Pleonasm  |  31

Not very amoosing for you? You picked a baad choice for a bootycall then. You udder reconsider picking your partners without doing a baackground check, so that they don't pull the wool over your eyes like that again and leave you unsatisfied. Don't be the kind of Chick that clucks with foul cocks.

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  JAMSM  |  6

To her credit, how could she have known he'd baather to put that much energy into cockblocking himself? Hopefully he won't Croak a virgin because of his obsession with animal noises.

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  senor_awesome  |  14

Oh come on now, don't get her feathers in a ruffle. She has already stated that he may well be an ass. Maybe her inner voice is already a little horse from yelling neigh to anymore action. I see no need to nag her further.

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  Pleonasm  |  31

I did actually mean fowl sorry, I've always had a problem between the spelling of the two, admittedly. 17- I guess that's what she gets for looking for such sheep thrills from a bootycall. OP, I hope ewe learned you lesson- it's a misteak to take bootycalls on without checking up the people first. The next guy cud have weird beef, or have a paltry member.

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  JAMSM  |  6

31 - You cown't say she's entirely free. There's some foalt that falls on her shoulders. But you're right. Guys, donkeyp harassing her.

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