Noname
New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Blown job
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
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saynotochrispine
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Beam me up!
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
May
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
justgreat
Opa Locka, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetitive
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
NOKHAN
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
eeh
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
RobinBunny713
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The Force
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Anonymous
Westerville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Timing
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
BOO!
🌶️ Spicy
Stuff
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head. When I came, she was scared of the "stuff" that came out. FML
man
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
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rebboy_2008 0
I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.
millycent 0
Why are you watching anything other than **** while getting blown? Or anything at all? Fail.
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Comments (505)
ChocolateLover94 7
OMG that is hilarious!!
whitey52 0
how do you have a gf that even give you head when you watch star track is what I wan2 no?
getjackedd 0
obviously SPOCK turns u on, no win win for you!
im3733 4
would've been one thing if u'd yelled "t-pol"… at least she's female
coltclay 0
Fag!!
deviable 9
it's pretty sad that you would watch star trek during that.
taytay0301 0
epic fail dude if i was her i would have called u an exs name next time yall ****** to get even
cbrix1132 0
nerd
nickfoy 0
WIN!!!
Coolguyt2 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YDI, but that's funny as hell and going in my favorites!!!!!!!!!