Love, Health, Relatable and Awkward: Injury meet insult

Injury meet insult

By hystcheria - 09/08/2022 16:00 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I shattered my ankle while mountain biking with my boyfriend. As I lay writhing on the ground, waiting for the ambulance, he traced the outline of my thigh and said, "You should get this suctioned out while you're in the hospital." FML

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By tessisue - 04/01/2016 11:18 - Germany

Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut in his finger. FML

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By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 02:35 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML

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By crash - 22/05/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, I went dirtbiking. While I was going down a hill, I spun out of control and flipped over my handle bars. I now have a sprained arm, multiple bruises and a crescent-shaped gash on my neck that looks like I was bitten. People are asking if my boyfriend and I were being frisky last night. FML

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By khaelian - 10/11/2010 17:22 - United States

Today, my girlfriend fell down the stairs and broke her ankle. She also had a bruise on her leg due to her friend biting her. I spent the night in the hospital to be there for her and support her, but I should have expected that the nurses would treat me like a criminal. FML

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By RootalyTootToot - 29/06/2018 15:00

Today, after slipping on my stairs and spraining my ankle, I got a brace and crutches at urgent care. When I went to get into my car, my crutch slipped on some paper and I fell. I crawled back into urgent care, only to learn that my sprained ankle is now broken in 2 places. FML

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You deserved it 275

By epicfail - 28/05/2011 06:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to sneak out. As I was climbing out of my 3rd floor window, he got a text and moved the ladder. Now I'm in the hospital with two broken ribs. FML

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Christmas is treacherous

By Jeremy - 20/12/2020 23:00

Today, I decided to take my girlfriend out to look at Christmas lights and get hot chocolate. While cleaning my snow-covered truck, I slipped and broke three bones in my ankle, and now need surgery. FML

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No good deed…

By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 18:00 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today I ran across the street to help a woman who had fallen off her bicycle. While running, I tripped and broke my arm. Surgery is needed. FML

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By red_headforlife - 28/09/2012 05:34 - United States - Chandler

Today, I was so happy to be leaving the hospital after breaking my arm the night before. Just as I walked out of the doors, a huge ambulance team was running in at the same time, and knocked me down full force. I now have a broken ankle. FML

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Hangryko 31

Tuesday 9 August 2022 22:20

*ex-boyfriend

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 9 August 2022 23:24

Yeah, while you're there you might as well get liposuction, a Brazilian butt lift and, heck, why not a boob job? You don't get many great opportunities like this!

Comments

Hangryko 31

Tuesday 9 August 2022 22:20

*ex-boyfriend

Thaylok 17

Tuesday 9 August 2022 22:52

Is he real bad with social clues? Some people truly don't comprehend that a statement like that is uncalled for in a good time (unless honestly asked for). He may be one who just speaks what he is thinking. So, he needs to be told how and why it was inappropriate to say that. Plus, that is totally a different specialty who would address that topic.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 9 August 2022 23:24

Yeah, while you're there you might as well get liposuction, a Brazilian butt lift and, heck, why not a boob job? You don't get many great opportunities like this!

Brightside86 30

Wednesday 10 August 2022 6:36

Liposuction on thighs is actually pretty affordable 2-4k. Maybe go for it, you work hard and deserve to have a thigh gap don't you?

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 10 August 2022 14:13

And for mountain bikers, it's not just an aesthetic thing, a thigh gap lets your legs conform to those miserable uncomfortable seats.

Shzusuziq11 11

Wednesday 10 August 2022 15:17

His nose would need to be fixed after I punched him in it after a comment like that!

vchan 20

Wednesday 10 August 2022 16:41

So you should take the risk inherent to all surgeries just because he said so? If you are able to go mountain biking, you must have a healthy weight…. Do only what YOU want to do, and stay with people who love you how you are.