Today, while biking home from work, a 12 mile trip, I was speeding down a long hill and my jean pant leg got caught in the chain. It ripped, and then the rest of my pant leg ripped off. I had to bike 10 more miles half naked along the highway. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went biking. I attempted a large hill and lost control, slipped, and fell ten feet into a sewage pit. Riding home covered in crap, my sock caught my chain and I flipped over my bike. My dad had to spray me with the garden hose, bloody and shitty, in the front yard. FML
Today, I decided to ride my bike for the first time in over a year. It was seemingly going well, until I got to the first hill. As I began to ascend, I was trying a bit to hard and shit my pants, 8 kilometers away from my house. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, my friend and I were racing on our bicycles when my chain snapped. I went over the handlebars and slid, on my back, for about ten feet. FML
Today, while hurrying by bike to an appointment, my chain broke. I quickly got off the road and managed to fix it on the sidewalk, covering my hands in black smear. Dirty but confident about my repair skills, I got up. A second later, felt something warm running down my neck. Bird poop. FML
Today, I went to the drugstore on my bike. The chain came off, the pedal punctured the top of my foot and I was bleeding a lot. To add insult to injury, the ATM inside was broken. I got gauze instead of the cash I came for. FML
Today, I was cycling home. On the way, my laces got stuck in the bicycle pedals and I couldn't move the foot that got stuck. The bicycle fell over, with me attached to it. Everyone was looking at me like, "What are you doing?" FML
Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML
Today, I was riding on a stationary exercise bike at home, when I went to get off, my shorts got stuck under the seat. I dangled half upside down until my shorts ripped and I fell on the ground face first breaking my front tooth. I broke my tooth riding a bike that doesn’t even move. FML
Today, I came back from a 700-mile round trip. I hit a massive pothole I couldn't avoid and blew out a tire and bent my rim. I was less than a mile from my house. FML
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johnny_doe 0
I hope it was on the side away from traffic.
kwbuzz23wk 0
why were you riding your bike on the highway?
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Comments (83)
Nightfallz 0
fake. sorry I don't see a bike chain ripping a leg off a pair of jeans.
nomo_fml 0
This is why you roll up the legs of your pants when you're biking.
catherine42 0
If ur jeans really got stuck in the chain, i'm pretty sure it wouldn't rip the whole leg off. maybe it might rip the bottom a bit, but not tear the whole leg off.
definatelywierd 0
that sounded really hot, f-nobody's life except for your jeans
elismm 3
brakes? or are those uncool now. now we let our pants get torn off due to a lack of braking.
wretcheddawn 0
Similar thing happened to me, except instead of ripping my pant leg off, my tire slipped and I slid across a parking lot ripping my shorts, shirt, and scraping my body from my shoulder to my ankle. Apparently it was denied, I guess I should have put more emphasis on how ripped my shorts where. Anyway definitely an FML.
IpuntBABIES 0
YDI for being a faggy biker
MoobyTheCow 2
YDI for allowing your bike to proceed.
firebirdforever 0
Be thankful it didn't throw you off, because that's usually what happens when a pant leg gets stuck in a bike. Having your ego smooshed and being embarrassed is a lot better than being scarred all over and having to ride / walk ( if your bike survived ) all bloodied and mangled. :/
firebirdforever 0
Be thankful it didn't throw you off, because that's usually what happens when a pant leg gets stuck in a bike. Having your ego smooshed and being embarrassed is a lot better than being scarred all over and having to ride / walk ( if your bike survived ) all bloodied and mangled. :/