Today, while biking home from work, a 12 mile trip, I was speeding down a long hill and my jean pant leg got caught in the chain. It ripped, and then the rest of my pant leg ripped off. I had to bike 10 more miles half naked along the highway. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went biking. I attempted a large hill and lost control, slipped, and fell ten feet into a sewage pit. Riding home covered in crap, my sock caught my chain and I flipped over my bike. My dad had to spray me with the garden hose, bloody and shitty, in the front yard. FML
Today, I decided to ride my bike for the first time in over a year. It was seemingly going well, until I got to the first hill. As I began to ascend, I was trying a bit to hard and shit my pants, 8 kilometers away from my house. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, my friend and I were racing on our bicycles when my chain snapped. I went over the handlebars and slid, on my back, for about ten feet. FML
Today, while hurrying by bike to an appointment, my chain broke. I quickly got off the road and managed to fix it on the sidewalk, covering my hands in black smear. Dirty but confident about my repair skills, I got up. A second later, felt something warm running down my neck. Bird poop. FML
Today, I went to the drugstore on my bike. The chain came off, the pedal punctured the top of my foot and I was bleeding a lot. To add insult to injury, the ATM inside was broken. I got gauze instead of the cash I came for. FML
Today, I was cycling home. On the way, my laces got stuck in the bicycle pedals and I couldn't move the foot that got stuck. The bicycle fell over, with me attached to it. Everyone was looking at me like, "What are you doing?" FML
Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML
Today, I was riding on a stationary exercise bike at home, when I went to get off, my shorts got stuck under the seat. I dangled half upside down until my shorts ripped and I fell on the ground face first breaking my front tooth. I broke my tooth riding a bike that doesn’t even move. FML
Today, I came back from a 700-mile round trip. I hit a massive pothole I couldn't avoid and blew out a tire and bent my rim. I was less than a mile from my house. FML
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johnny_doe 0
I hope it was on the side away from traffic.
kwbuzz23wk 0
why were you riding your bike on the highway?
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Comments (83)
triplethreat13 0
this is possible, depending on the quality of the jeans. just because it's on tv doesn't mean it can't happen. if the jeans were expensive, YDI for wearing good jeans on a bike ride. if they were old and crappy, FYL for having to ride without pants.
motleyfan18 0
I smell a load of BS cause its illigal o ride bikes on a highway. But if youre a hot girl, ride like that to my house ;o
loveyabb 0
HOT!
deathbunny256 0
Then did you proceed to ride in shame while others proceeded to laugh because your bike proceeded to take off your jeans? then did you proceed to arrive home and proceed to put on some new pants then proceed to watch your TV that proceeded to break so you proceeded to call the company who proceeded to tell you to buy a new one so you proceeded to do just that?
f_alltheirlives 3
I just proceeded to fall to in love with you deathbunny.... New pants 50 bucks, New bike 200... submitting a clearly fake fml and proceeding to use the biggest taboo of fmylife (Except the mastercard format) PRICELESS
jessxoxo28 5
omg, lol!!!! u should have called a cab or something
zaknuttall 0
i moderated this one that would suck pretty hard though. fyl
Luky_fml 0
dang, i was expecting a crash :(
locking 0
It could of been worse, The chain could of locked up and shot you off the bike at 45+ miles per hour killing you
kusiobache 0
ydi not for wearing jeans, but for wearing baggy pants. Especially since you were biking. your even more retarded since it ripped the entire chain off. Its happened to me before just stop and unhook the pants. Heck you were on a LONG HILL you didnt even need to pedal and then your pants would be fine
porp1 4
ydi for wearing long pants IN FREAKING CALIFORNIA!!!!! ITS SUMMER!!!!! ever hear of shorts?!??!?!
theroofisonfire 0
"The coldest winter I ever saw was the summer I spent in San Fransisco" - Mark Twain. Not all of California is warm and sunshiny year round captain dipshit