Today, while biking home from work, a 12 mile trip, I was speeding down a long hill and my jean pant leg got caught in the chain. It ripped, and then the rest of my pant leg ripped off. I had to bike 10 more miles half naked along the highway. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went biking. I attempted a large hill and lost control, slipped, and fell ten feet into a sewage pit. Riding home covered in crap, my sock caught my chain and I flipped over my bike. My dad had to spray me with the garden hose, bloody and shitty, in the front yard. FML
Today, I decided to ride my bike for the first time in over a year. It was seemingly going well, until I got to the first hill. As I began to ascend, I was trying a bit to hard and shit my pants, 8 kilometers away from my house. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, my friend and I were racing on our bicycles when my chain snapped. I went over the handlebars and slid, on my back, for about ten feet. FML
Today, while hurrying by bike to an appointment, my chain broke. I quickly got off the road and managed to fix it on the sidewalk, covering my hands in black smear. Dirty but confident about my repair skills, I got up. A second later, felt something warm running down my neck. Bird poop. FML
Today, I went to the drugstore on my bike. The chain came off, the pedal punctured the top of my foot and I was bleeding a lot. To add insult to injury, the ATM inside was broken. I got gauze instead of the cash I came for. FML
Today, I was cycling home. On the way, my laces got stuck in the bicycle pedals and I couldn't move the foot that got stuck. The bicycle fell over, with me attached to it. Everyone was looking at me like, "What are you doing?" FML
Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML
Today, I was riding on a stationary exercise bike at home, when I went to get off, my shorts got stuck under the seat. I dangled half upside down until my shorts ripped and I fell on the ground face first breaking my front tooth. I broke my tooth riding a bike that doesn’t even move. FML
Today, I came back from a 700-mile round trip. I hit a massive pothole I couldn't avoid and blew out a tire and bent my rim. I was less than a mile from my house. FML
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johnny_doe 0
I hope it was on the side away from traffic.
kwbuzz23wk 0
why were you riding your bike on the highway?
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Comments (83)
shitzngiggles93 0
your in california, people wont think its odd. wierd shit always happens in california
sugar_407 0
fake. when you bike in jeans they get tangled and you can't pedal anymore.
grl_from_god 0
Weird as it may b, same exact thing happened 2 me! I no it sux
nivek94 0
I think It sucks that that happened to you especially because you seem to be a good enough steward to ride your bike instead of drive a car. win for your healthy and environmentally friendly methods of transportation... or maybe you just can't afford a car.
blueflame 2
But riding a bike on the highway? That's not allowed where I come from. Nor is it safe. But I like that you ride your bike to work... But still. Unsafe...
eric780 0
Body Arm Arm Leg Leg Minus one leg. 4/5 clothed does not make you half naked
good_life35 0
that's hot.
kayPandastyle 15
funny lol
vdubz 0
YDI for riding along the highway. It's illegal
Colombus_fml 0
That happens to me all the time, but my pants have never actually ripped the whole way.