Work out, Accident and Health: Healthy lifestyle choices

Healthy lifestyle choices

By missy - 10/04/2009 08:17 - Italy

Today, I was riding on a stationary exercise bike at home, when I went to get off, my shorts got stuck under the seat. I dangled half upside down until my shorts ripped and I fell on the ground face first breaking my front tooth. I broke my tooth riding a bike that doesn’t even move. FML

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By Moon-chan - 30/06/2019 00:30 - Netherlands

Today, I was cycling home. On the way, my laces got stuck in the bicycle pedals and I couldn't move the foot that got stuck. The bicycle fell over, with me attached to it. Everyone was looking at me like, "What are you doing?" FML

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By OMGWTF - 13/08/2009 02:01 - United States

Today, while biking home from work, a 12 mile trip, I was speeding down a long hill and my jean pant leg got caught in the chain. It ripped, and then the rest of my pant leg ripped off. I had to bike 10 more miles half naked along the highway. FML

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By E_G_G_S_O_U_P - 08/12/2016 13:12

Today whilst riding my brand new dirt bike for the first time, the chain broke and slashed me down the back of the left leg with such force that it chipped the bone. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 14:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on the train with my bike, leaning it up against the wall. After a while, it began to slide down the wall and wobble, so I dashed out to catch it. As I ran for it, I slipped and crashed into it, knocking it into an old man and busting the rear brake. FML

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By me - 11/11/2010 18:11 - United States

Today, my friend and I were racing on our bicycles, when my chain snapped. I went over the handlebars and slid, on my back, for about ten feet. FML

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By parisite - 01/10/2010 08:35 - France

Today, I decided to get some exercise for the first time in months. I went to the store and bought a brand new bicycle and all the necessary paraphernalia. I drove a half hour to a bike trail, unloaded the bike, and started riding. 10 feet later, the chain snapped. FML

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By Tequila - 20/06/2011 16:12 - Netherlands

Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML

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By fallsdownplenty45 - 02/06/2009 11:08 - Taiwan

Today, I went biking. I attempted a large hill and lost control, slipped, and fell ten feet into a sewage pit. Riding home covered in crap, my sock caught my chain and I flipped over my bike. My dad had to spray me with the garden hose, bloody and shitty, in the front yard. FML

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By SmellyLeg - 20/11/2017 15:00

Today, my bike slipped on ice and I slid spectacularly for several meters. While my helmet saved me from a cracked skull, nothing could protect me from landing leg-first in the dog poop somebody hadn't bothered to pick up. I had to go to school like that. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 12:17

Today, I was having motorbike lessons. We were parked by the side of the circuit when one side of my gloves dropped on the ground. I tried to pick it up without getting off the bike. I lost balance, fell off the bike and the bike landed on my leg, trapping me. FML

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Friday 10 April 2009 16:05

Is that even physically possible?

rukusrazor 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:03

Wow. You fail at life.

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leviseifert88 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:03

haha funny one . 1st!

rawrgle 7

Thursday 25 March 2010 4:55

Be thankful it wasn't in public like at the gym ;)

jablesthechamp 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 11:09

that's not so bad my friend sliced his leg open to the bone on a stationary bike. I saw the whole thing I almost passed out.

bezach 0

Monday 13 June 2011 0:25

lines 2-5 that's what she said!

rukusrazor 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:03

Wow. You fail at life.

may_cause_fail 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:05

Is that even physically possible?

stuffhappens223 7

Saturday 21 January 2012 16:07

When your clumsy almost anything is possible; trust me I know.

allyoop 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:06

hahahahahahahahaha that just made my morning.

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Wednesday 29 December 2010 7:24

it would've been a lot funnier if it was just the last sentence. leave some room for imagination.

eschreib 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:11

thats an embarrassing story to tell people

UnCensoredBitch 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:12

Bahahaha! Bike -1 You- 0

chipndip829 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:12

Hahah man that must suck. Imagine how bad it would have been if you were on a real bike?

i_like_chicks 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:19

FYL but still ****** hilarious, sorry man, laughed my ass off at that!

pumpkincakes 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:22

you should have put your hands out to catch yourself

heytherexoxo 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:26

Haha. God that's an embarrassing story to explain to people. Good going CLUMSY :p

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Today, my subordinate didn't come to work. I called him several times, and it seemed like he just overslept, which has happened before. As I was filing the report about this, the police came to interrogate me because this guy took his life last night and blamed us in his note. I have no idea what I did wrong. FML

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Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML

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Today, an old man walked up to me, said, "Hey missy, you wanna see an antique?" and winked. FML

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Today, I finally got off my lazy ass and start studying for my upcoming exam. It was going pretty well, until my classmate called and after I proudly told him about my sudden motivation, the only thing he had to say was, "You got the date wrong, the exam was on thursday." FML

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Today, while sleeping as soundly as I could on a plastic mattress, the night shift nurse in the psych ward woke me up in the middle of the night so that I could take my sleeping pill, which was prescribed as "if needed". FML

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Today, after I found a mental help app that I actually liked, it referred me to a doctor after only two days of using it. FML

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Today, a baseball bat fell on my head while my boyfriend and I were cuddling. The same baseball bat that he keeps next to the bed, because he genuinely fears a zombie outbreak. FML

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Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

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