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Today, I found out that the odor-absorbing gel I found a few days ago, of which I'd thoroughly read the instructions for and thought was a deodorant, was actually a bathroom cleaner. I've been using it for the past 3 days. FML

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OP here. To be fair, it sat on my sink where we usually keep our medicine, and it never mentioned it being a bathroom cleaner, only instructions on 'applying internally'. Basically, it's description and instructions were worded in a way that made it sound like a deodorant, or at least something to be applied on yourself. Can I say for the record that it worked perfectly...?

By oops... - / Friday 31 March 2017 10:29 /

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By Cassandra Waltrip-Luckert | 4

#7433291 - Monday 3 April 2017 01:07

How does "apply internally" sound like deodorant? your arm pits are external...

By AnthonyCS5 | 17

#7433262 - Monday 3 April 2017 12:22

So, you "found" some gel and decided to use it on your body as a deodorant? Sounds like you deserve it!

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By AnthonyCS5 | 17

#7433262 - Monday 3 April 2017 12:22

So, you "found" some gel and decided to use it on your body as a deodorant? Sounds like you deserve it!

By Kingperson24 | 16

#7433270 - Monday 3 April 2017 12:30

OP here. To be fair, it sat on my sink where we usually keep our medicine, and it never mentioned it being a bathroom cleaner, only instructions on 'applying internally'. Basically, it's description and instructions were worded in a way that made it sound like a deodorant, or at least something to be applied on yourself. Can I say for the record that it worked perfectly...?

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Razell | 11

#7433468 - Monday 3 April 2017 09:14

Now I'm curious. Which product was it?

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bobsanction | 8

#7433608 - Tuesday 4 April 2017 03:20

If it worked perfectly, that's less of an FML and more of a win.

By FangirlMess6 | 3

#7433286 - Monday 3 April 2017 12:54

well, at least it worked.

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species4872 | 18

#7433329 - Monday 3 April 2017 03:17

Yeah, and he got rid of the bath ring from around his arse as well.

By Cassandra Waltrip-Luckert | 4

#7433291 - Monday 3 April 2017 01:07

How does "apply internally" sound like deodorant? your arm pits are external...

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ImminentDisaster | 5

#7433359 - Monday 3 April 2017 04:43

I think he meant a warning against applying it internally

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Razell | 11

#7433467 - Monday 3 April 2017 09:13

I'mma hazard a guess and say that the "instructions about applying internally" included the word "Don't".

By species4872 | 18

#7433326 - Monday 3 April 2017 03:08

So I suppose you're feeling a little flushed about now.

By RockPrincess26 | 12

#7433440 - Monday 3 April 2017 08:11

This is why we have Darwinism. To weed out idiots like you.

By kristinjeaneen | 20

#7433505 - Monday 3 April 2017 10:17

You couldn't have read those directions too "thoroughly" if you thought cleaner was deodorant. YDI

By ezrajab | 20

#7433583 - Tuesday 4 April 2017 01:22

I see a bad rash in your future op

By OhPuhleeze | 23

#7433671 - Tuesday 4 April 2017 09:33

you've been using it for 3 days. I'm assuming it's working, and if it works, it works.

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